Jesper Sichlau

[Jesper Sichlau @Microwaveminute]

@Astro_Andreas @vadskaer @esa Men verdensrummets hurtigste 💫

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Forget about the big mansion in Home Alone. You know the family is filthy rich by how Kevin rather wants to fight criminals and hang out in Central Park than checking in to a hotel cheaper than the Plaza Hotel. @IncredibleCulk #HomeAlone

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40 floors and 2500 rooms in my hotel and the next door room is occupied by Danes…

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Queen, Cher, Blur, Tina Turner, TLC, Diana Ross, Simply Red, Take That AND Meat Loaf — yes, Absolute Music 10 was perhaps the peak of the series.

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Why don’t they use dogs to collect tennis balls in Tennis tournaments?

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What label is your favorite Premiere Pro color? Mine is Mango 🥭 #premierepro #adobe

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The biggest #Oscars2023 snub was definitely #AvatarTheWayOfWater I mean come on, how can it not be nominated for best animated feature? #OscarNominations2023 #Oscars

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Så skete det. Efter at have gået i biografen i mere end 30 år, har jeg endelig set en af dem der har købt is til filmen. Jeg ved ikke om jeg skal være urolig for at sidde ved siden af ham…

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Libraries are weird when you think about it. They’re like if Blockbuster rented out movies for free.

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Christmas movies be like: everyone magically gets presents each year but no one but kids believe in Santa. Someone is taking all the credit AND still not believing in him. Makes absolutely zero sense.

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Let’s make this a trend. #FIFAWorldCup2022 #photoshopediting #ARGFRA #Giroud

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Helt seriøst hvornår skal vi så spise hveder? #dkpol

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I wonder if terrorists bitch about airport security when going on vacation with their families.

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AVATAR 2 or as I like to call it:
A WATAR TOO

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Every time there's a new PM take a shot.

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Which A-list actor do you think is the next to get canceled? And for doing what?

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@SofieFlykt Der er vel også en potentiel mulighed for at de gerne ville inkludere nogle kvindelige komikere, men dem de ville have med ikke kunne/gad.

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Steffen Brandt:
“Jeg siger ikk’ til nogen hvad jeg hørte bruden sige.”

Også Steffen Brandt:
*skriver en sang om det*

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One thing the #ElvisMovie clearly got wrong was how @tomhanks character taught Elvis those sweet leg jiggin dance moves.

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Finally found this one at my local bookstore. Can’t wait to read about one of my biggest comedic inspirations @MelBrooks