Pipebomb apologist. 𖦖 NOT @CMPunk

I’m the Best in the World, plain and simple always have been, always will be. I can slap you awake with a reality check, or put you to sleep. @CMPunk parody.

[America’s ass. ≛ NOT @CodyRhodes @MyRhodeToGlory]

It hurts because somewhere deep down, you convinced yourself it couldn’t happen again.

I should’ve known better.

You don’t erase twenty years with one WrestleMania handshake.

You don’t rewrite two decades of Randy Orton with one moment of respect.

[America’s ass. ≛ NOT @CodyRhodes @MyRhodeToGlory]

See, there are ghosts in this business. Some wear suits. Some carry championships. And some… strike when you’re looking straight ahead.

@ShedHisScales.

Ironic, huh?

You know, there’s a strange thing about betrayal. It never hurts because it’s unexpected.

[WWE @WWE]

#ANDSTILL 🏆

@CMPunk retains the Undisputed WWE Title at #SummerSlam!

[WWE @WWE]

The Best in the World RETAINS ⭐️

@CMPunk defeats Cody Rhodes after the interference by Randy Orton.

[WWE @WWE]

OH MY GOD 😱

[WWE @WWE]

These two are giving it EVERYTHING at #SummerSlam! 💪

@CodyRhodes | @CMPunk

[WWE @WWE]

Counter after counter!!! 👏

@CMPunk | @CodyRhodes

[WWE @WWE]

CODY CUTTER 👊

[WWE @WWE]

Friends?

@CMPunk | @CodyRhodes

[WWE @WWE]

AURA from the WWE Champion 🤩

@CMPunk

[NOT @/WWE - Parody @UnmatchedWWE]

"I WANT OBA" 😳

@SignAcrossChest @ToldNoLie @OnClobberTime @InHisDevilWords @MicTurnedOn has called out Oba Femi!

@BackedByDestiny @BestowedByFate @ObaVsEveryone @ARulerWhoRules

[NOT @/WWE - Parody @UnmatchedWWE]

"CM Punk is ALWAYS the Main Event" 💯

Nobody delivers a message quite like @SignAcrossChest @ToldNoLie @OnClobberTime @InHisDevilWords @MicTurnedOn !

[NOT @/WWE - Parody @UnmatchedWWE]

#ANDSTILL 🏆

@SignAcrossChest @ToldNoLie @OnClobberTime @InHisDevilWords @MicTurnedOn retains the Undisputed WWE Title at #SummerSlam!

[NOT @/WWE - Parody @UnmatchedWWE]

The Best in the World RETAINS ⭐️

@SignAcrossChest @ToldNoLie @OnClobberTime @InHisDevilWords @MicTurnedOn defeats Cody Rhodes after the interference by Randy Orton.

[NOT @/WWE - Parody @UnmatchedWWE]

These two are giving it EVERYTHING at #SummerSlam! 💪

@SignAcrossChest @ToldNoLie @OnClobberTime @InHisDevilWords @MicTurnedOn | @FollowsTheDream @HisFatherSaid @AndMyFatherSaid @HailToBoreas @DeemedMostNoble

[NOT @/WWE - Parody @UnmatchedWWE]

Counter after counter!!! 👏

@SignAcrossChest @ToldNoLie @OnClobberTime @InHisDevilWords @MicTurnedOn | @FollowsTheDream @HisFatherSaid @AndMyFatherSaid @HailToBoreas @DeemedMostNoble

[NOT @/WWE - Parody @UnmatchedWWE]

Friends?

@SignAcrossChest @ToldNoLie @OnClobberTime @InHisDevilWords @MicTurnedOn | @FollowsTheDream @HisFatherSaid @AndMyFatherSaid @HailToBoreas @DeemedMostNoble

[NOT @/WWE - Parody @UnmatchedWWE]

AURA from the WWE Champion 🤩

@SignAcrossChest @ToldNoLie @OnClobberTime @InHisDevilWords @MicTurnedOn

[Pipebomb apologist. 𖦖 NOT @CMPunk @MicTurnedOn]

That’s not how this works.

That’s never how this has worked.

[Pipebomb apologist. 𖦖 NOT @CMPunk @MicTurnedOn]

You know people have a lot of questions about me. About Cody, about who’s the best about this whole headlock we’ve found our points of interest in.

I have answers to none of them. I answer my questions with actions.

[Pipebomb apologist. 𖦖 NOT @CMPunk @MicTurnedOn]

The line didn’t get crossed. The line was always there. You just didn’t want to see it because you wanted to believe we were different.

That two guys who both call themselves the best could somehow share the same oxygen without one of them eventually having to take it all.