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Texas Tech/Colts/Cardinals/Nets
Endless likes and retweets of dumb shit

[Sami Gold @souljagoyteller]

This is one thing people don’t realize about today’s news. CNN has some incredible reporting even if it’s punditry can be hideously stupid

[CensoredLlama @MiddleOfWinning]

@Srirachachau They're solid movies as long as you don't acknowledge cars 2 and the planes franchise existing lol

[Nick @NickZararis]

Larry on line at security makes a joke "do you really need to search me, you think I'm gonna be the one who does it?" And ends up in Secret Service custody for the entirety of the game, asking each interrogator as they come into the room for an update on the score of the game

[CensoredLlama @MiddleOfWinning]

@jacobdotgov He's going to unlock his laugh line the joker falling in the vat

[Sami Gold @souljagoyteller]

Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: an inability to understand pattern recognition

[CensoredLlama @MiddleOfWinning]

@RedOxiOxi @Mountain_Twhick @souljagoyteller Schiff sucks but he's definitely WAY better at fundraising and getting media attention then Goldman lol

[CensoredLlama @MiddleOfWinning]

@Weasel9100 Before this he was generally well liked and is flushed with resist lib money, I think anyone would have a helluva time trying to primary him. (Tho they should!)

[CensoredLlama @MiddleOfWinning]

@theceoofbananas @bornposting Idris is the same as Angelina Jolie where everyone agrees they're super stars but the roles they've actually had don't match it

[CensoredLlama @MiddleOfWinning]

@bornposting It's very funny to have done a really good job of casting the gang and then get the wrong fucking dog for Scooby lmao

[Max @maxtmcc]

one thing I always do when I text my friends is remind them of my ideology and also the places I’ve lived just in case they forgot

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

Brendan Sorsby admitted to wagering at least $90,000 across more than 9,000 bets during his college career, including bets involving Indiana football while he was a member of the Hoosiers in 2022.

For the current outlook to be that he'll play in 2026 after serving just a two-game suspension is stunning.

[Kevin Clark @bykevinclark]

As disastrous a ruling as there has ever been in modern sports. The pathway is now clear: gamble as much as you like, including on your own team and hope you are--or get--good enough that you can lawyer up down the line. A much bigger disaster than anything with NIL or portal.

[Just Jack @7Veritas4]

Hard to believe Spencer Pratt lost the election despite having no experience, being highly unpopular and running in a 4:1 democratic stronghold.

Makes no sense.

[CensoredLlama @MiddleOfWinning]

@Less_HumbleTeej People say they want less regulations till colleges just keep breaking anything the NCAA tries to protect and use obviously biased judges to protect their asshole players. Insane he might get away with this and I'm a tech alumni lol

[Alex Kirshner @alex_kirshner]

This is a national tragedy. It was inevitable after 2020 and Megyn's probably lying here, but if you get to the point where you can't believe Rs finished third in jungle primaries in a deep blue state in a year the R president's favorability is minus a billion, nothing's real

[Matthew Yglesias @mattyglesias]

I'd love to introduce "based" Mike Lee to the concept of liberalism, a battle-tested guarantor of the interests of minority faith groups, as an alternative to pleading with the sectarian plurality to let him into the in-group.

[sam @sam_d_1995]

Spencer Pratt finishing with a lower % of the vote than Trump got in 2024 is a very good reminder of the echo chamber that Twitter has created around this election