TLB

Full time middler.
Forgotten Spice Girl, Potato Spice.

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@klaviyo forgetting to drop hyperlinks in their own year-end wrapped marketing emails is my level of zero fucks energy for 2025.

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tbh sounds like Wee Willie Winkie’s having a nervous breakdown.

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@elonmusk Wait there’s more admin associated with screwing people over vs having universal healthcare? Huh!

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Noooo @canva

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Putting a new roll of toilet paper on the holder

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Starship rocket booster caught by tower

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OMWTSYG

[Quartz @qz]

These are the TV shows and films affected by the Hollywood writers' strike so far https://t.co/8QlFRst93D

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@terenurerugby Huge congrats Sean. Legendary!

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@UberFacts Circle back, regroup, connect, touch base. They are each creepy on so many levels.

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@UberFacts Google

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@RGA Yep. That dusty, expensive office space is definitely in need of a good “riffing”. Rally the troops!

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VOTE NOW! End the madness once and for all xoxo

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Should I step down as head of Twitter? I will abide by the results of this poll.

[halsey @halsey]

we owe dr dre everything

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You know you’ve lost it when Kraft Mayo says you should give them a quick call.

[Kraft Sauces @Kraft_Sauces]

hey @kanyewest, call us?

[Female Copywriter @Femalcopywriter]

HIRE HIM YOU COWARDS

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Hey Twitter, what time do y’all put your candy out?

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@Independent_ie The show must go on.

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Is this some sort of strange prophecy? Where are all the women? #HalfTimeShow

[dan barker @danbarker]

Welcome to Twitter.

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@NoelleKM Word 🔥