MiddleSchoolProblems

Quotes, musings, and random stuff heard by a middle school counselor.

[MiddleSchoolProblems @MiddleSkoolProb]

Schools out for summer! Schools out for ever! @AliceCooper #ILoveMusic #middleschoolproblems #retirement

[NHL Public Relations @NHLPR]

Per @EliasSports: Kane is 1st player since Cliff Ronning (VAN 1992) to post 3+ points in consecutive games with his team facing elimination.

[MiddleSchoolProblems @MiddleSkoolProb]

@MiddleSkoolProb Sometimes even counselors feel this way.

[MiddleSchoolProblems @MiddleSkoolProb]

Math teacher: This is the worst week of the year. And it's only Tuesday!
Counselor: It's May and you can handle it. Now go back to class.

[MiddleSchoolProblems @MiddleSkoolProb]

6th grader: My teacher hates me!
Mr. L: He hates me too. Just meet him with kindness. #scchat
# teachers

[MiddleSchoolProblems @MiddleSkoolProb]

Mary: Lets have group outside today! We can relate better.
Mr L: Principal says you can relate just as well inside. #nosoul

[MiddleSchoolProblems @MiddleSkoolProb]

Happy Mothers Day to all of loyal followers!

[Erin Campbell @erebss]

A3: True blue @Qualtrics fan! I posted on my first year needs assessment here: http://t.co/ylpPNLNknx #escchat

[MiddleSchoolProblems @MiddleSkoolProb]

Patterson's "Middle SCHOOL, the worst years of my life" is a good reread read for us all. # kids #scchat #RoughLife #parents

[MiddleSchoolProblems @MiddleSkoolProb]

Mr L : Bob, you missed 2 weeks of school!
Bob: I retired.
Mr L: You're in 6th grade!
#scchat
#retirement

[MiddleSchoolProblems @MiddleSkoolProb]

Why do we feel like Calvin and Hobbes waiting for the 3:00 pm bell? #weekend

[kiki @crazykidkiki]

STAAR testing is on Tuesday & Wednesday... I know ill do good, but I'm still stressing over it way too much. #canschoolpleasebeoveralready?

[MiddleSchoolProblems @MiddleSkoolProb]

7th gr: Told my little bro there is no Easter Bunny. Mom gave him my Easter basket.
Mr L: Life lessons are hard. #MiddleSchoolproblems

[MiddleSchoolProblems @MiddleSkoolProb]

Mr. L: Lets grow NHL hockey playoff beards.
5th grader: How do you see that working?

[Chicago Blackhawks @Blackhawksshow]

Blackhawks Open Playoffs Against Blues On Thursday - CBS Local http://t.co/h4zBaIhA1O