Martin Middleton

Accountant. Artist. Father. Villa Fan.

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

Call it “soft as fuck” if you want but one thing the World Cup always seems to do, almost as soon as it begins, is remind you that you’ll likely enjoy your life a LOT more if you welcome people in and try to have a laugh rather than being consistently aggy.

[Trades Union Congress @The_TUC]

You voted against scrapping zero hour contracts.

You voted against banning fire and rehire.

You voted against day one sick pay for workers.

You said the minimum wage was too high for young people.

Reform politicians openly say they don't like trade unions.

You will always put the interests of your offshore crypto billionaire donors ahead of workers.

[Dani @dan_villafan]

No wonder us Villa fans hate VAR. Vindicated!

[Martin Middleton @MiddletonArt]

@JimmyTheBrummie Sending much love James. I don’t know you but I know the world is a better place with you in it. Up the Villa

[Martin Middleton @MiddletonArt]

@StanCollymore That is a thing of real beauty

[Martin Middleton @MiddletonArt]

@sewateruk we have had a water leak in TN27 8LF and I wanted to take the time to say thanks to the team who sorted it out. I’m afraid I didn’t catch the name of your employee but he was a real credit to your company and made sure we were updated. Thanks!

[Martin Middleton @MiddletonArt]

@dan_villafan I think most probably because recently we have been awful and Forest are on fire…. Let’s hope that inexplicably switches on Thursday. Up the Villa.

[Martin Middleton @MiddletonArt]

@StanCollymore I completely agree. I’m very worried for Forest and even for Burnley actually.

[Martin Middleton @MiddletonArt]

@dan_villafan That always works for me. Thank you for your service.

[Martin Middleton @MiddletonArt]

@StanCollymore I didn’t think there was much in the game. I thought the Anderson challenge was probably a red. Very weird decision from Digne to throw his hands up but definitely a pen. In general thought the ref did well to let the game flow. I think Villa will win at Villa Park.

[Martin Middleton @MiddletonArt]

@dan_villafan Imagine that’s a real blow. Stay strong.

[Martin Middleton @MiddletonArt]

@Demaineutfv No potential about it. They are in it. Up to their necks.

[Martin Middleton @MiddletonArt]

@Demaineutfv My main thought is they’ve all got a claret an blue kit on, let’s get right behind them!! Up the Villa!

[Martin Middleton @MiddletonArt]

@AVFCMarkM I agree with the sentiment. But it’s Morgan scoring the brace. Ollie only scores one.

[Martin Middleton @MiddletonArt]

@danbardell @AVFCTranstweet I think we will be fine and win the game easily. So there.

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

Billionaire Jim Ratcliffe says Britain is being colonised by immigrants - much like he 'colonised' Monaco to cut his tax bill

[Martin Middleton @MiddletonArt]

@MagpieMediaX Loving the Newcastle / Villa camaraderie. Two great clubs battling against a cartel. I feel the same about Everton too. Proper clubs. Up the Villa.

[Martin Middleton @MiddletonArt]

@AVFCMarkM @SkyNews Tory failures defecating to Reform. What a world we live in. The one bright hope is these people were such spectacular failures before they will hopefully hurry up and fail even more magnificently before they get anywhere near power.

[Stan Collymore @StanCollymore]

There are only 4 clubs in the history of English game that at the conclusion of any season can claim to have been "England's most successful club by major trophies won".

Aston Villa 80 years( consecutive)
Liverpool 46 years( split over 2 periods including now)
Blackburn Rovers 5 years( consecutive)
Manchester United 2 years(consecutive)

[Martin Middleton @MiddletonArt]

@jlancaster0 @AVFCTranstweet Yeah. Daft. Everyone knows we can’t afford three players….