Hamish Middleton

What's not to like about me? I'm lazy, selfish, bad-tempered and misogynistic...but that's enough about my good points.

[Hamish Middleton @MiddletonHamish]

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@PaulThind4 @JuliaHB1 But a degree in atmospheric physics goes an awful long way to help one understand how the planet's atmosphere is affected by changes in temperature, radiation levels, energy absorption & emission, does it not?

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@Webcamdream1 @Max33Verstappen And you look like you are made from melted plastic that has been passed through the digestive system of a cat.
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@AdrianEdmondson I see you missed a bit whilst you were panicking. If you're going to do a job....

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@DailyMailUK Just how black does a person need to be to become 'believable'? Idris Elba is superb as Luther. This 'diversity' chief has a fairly fixed view of diversity!

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@Miss_Otis @JohnCleese Has it occurred to you that most people are not racists, but if you disagree with their comments, the best way to shut them up is by accusing them of racism?

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@JohnCleese Times have changed & attitudes to humour have become judgemental. But let's not get offended by what was laughed at by the majority of the nation in the past.
By the way, that "Meerkats" ad is hugely offesive to Eastern Europeans.

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@PHILIPW72471079 @JohnCleese Is that the total number of Icelanders counted since records began, or just those currently alive and well?

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@JuliaHB1 @Leon3576 @DebbieWatt1 @BritishAlba I've no problem with people disagreeing with my comments on here. It's inevitable! It only becomes a problem if I'm told I can't have an opinion because it offends someone or is expressed in terms that people find displeasing.

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@piersmorgan @DailyMail Please return to GMB. We need someone to hold our politicians & 'woke' brigade to account, not cringeworthy presenters who spend the show talking about holding coins between "butt-cheeks"

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@choosewiselyy @marklancstrade @piersmorgan @DailyMail You sound as if you aren't convinced that he was.

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@marklancstrade @piersmorgan @DailyMail Philip specifically requested that his funeral be a low-key affair rather than a state funeral. Presumably his wishes are being respected, especially given that we are in the middle of a Pandemic.

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@leithklein @theroyaleditor @piersmorgan Yet Meghan implied he had not been given a title because of his skin colour.

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@leithklein @theroyaleditor @piersmorgan Prince George has a title as he's the son of a future monarch, & so is given a title in line with the decree from George V, as are all of the future monarch’s children.

However, Archie is not a descendant of a direct heir to the throne & therefore he does not inherit a title.

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@leithklein @theroyaleditor @piersmorgan Told the truth? Are you 100% certain of that, given we've only heard their version of events? That claim would not be given credence in a Court of Law.

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@planetjedward My God, what nonsense! Perhaps you should go back to school & this time stay awake during History lessons, rather than inflict us with ill-informed opinions about Churchill's role.
If you want to distress Piers Morgan, just send him some of your awful albums instead.

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@RealDeniseWelch I love Piers. It always amuses me when his comments outrage the 'woke' brigade, like Denise, who hate opinions which differ from theirs. Anyone who disagrees is labelled as sexist, racist, or a bully.
Glad Piers has been offered $10,000,000 for hosting a new show in the US.

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@piersmorgan @GMB Well done for sticking to your guns. Many people feel that Meghan's comments were often vague & contradictory (calling into question their validity). I'm just sad that voicing an opinion is no longer acceptable on ITV.

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@Dave_C90 @piersmorgan You are making the assumption that Piers is clairvoyant, as those images were all taken before anyone in the media knew of their real personas.

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@bethb125 @piersmorgan Piers acted appallingly? He is the best presenter on TV, telling us how it is and not how the politically correct 'woke brigade' expect!
Stay, Piers!