Mideman

No niche, just a die hard man utd fan, troll potential banger boy

[Mideman @Mideman2]

Oh I get it now
I’m that limited fun-edition person in people’s life. You only get to spend s few years with me, then check ups, then happy birthdays, then poof. I’m gone.

It’s been like that since nursery school i swear

[Mideman @Mideman2]

If I follow you dey tag sprite, you no fit win me oo, I Dey sweat sprite

[Ikorodu President @AdebayoONGod]

Bachelor don enter kitchen oo, stay tuned for the full results. We go gather run this food niche nii sehhh😂🙏🤧
Hello @Sprite ever since I found out that there’s a 35cl bottle i haven’t stop buying, call me now 📞🤙😅

[Mideman @Mideman2]

Being born into it and managing it properly when it’s your turn

[MrBanks💰 @Mrbankstips]

How to get to this level in life?

[Mideman @Mideman2]

no international collab is touching come closer if we’re being honest

[ٰ @ChicagoBoy7G]

carribean rema vs carribean wizkid

who does it best ?

[Mideman @Mideman2]

Just play nzaza before ototo

[ajay @1meajay]

nzaza or ototo?

[y4yi🇦🇷 @yxyiagain]

i have zero idea about cars 😭

[Mideman @Mideman2]

Netherlands and France over 4.5 each

You heard it here first

[Mideman @Mideman2]

@47kasz Do me money for lunch dad @47kasz

[Mideman @Mideman2]

@Mubylanji1 Na Wetin Emma talk about your man utd jersey yesterday

[Mideman @Mideman2]

lol, that one in the intro of that seyi vibez music video

[mrs. mosquitoe🦟 @_y3maya]

First time seeing an unattractive kiss

[Mideman @Mideman2]

@Mubylanji1 Word

[Mideman @Mideman2]

Artsalghul

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

Mavo or Tenski.

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

Mavo or Tenski.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Everybody at Manchester United is encouraged by Denmark’s update on Christian Eriksen following today’s abandoned friendly against Ukraine.

The club is sending strength and love to Christian and the Eriksen family as we await further news.

[Mideman @Mideman2]

Lecturer wey school employ dey tell us say if he fit come school as early as 7 Wetin be student excuse… man it’s your place of work, you should be here

[Mubyyy @Mubylanji1]

If you're proud of your mum retweet this

[Mideman @Mideman2]

That evening giveaway

[‏ِ @karoblaqx]

pump ts for me jor.

[ajay @1meajay]

poor man pikin dey see something, so anywhere the money dey, involve me.

[Mideman @Mideman2]

Egbon

[URGLY GRAMM🍃 @UrglyGramm]

I dey go Ikorodu from Ajah with ferry, na so I jam my old time school mate. She be one of the finest girls back then for secondary school, but she no gree date boys shakara too much 😂.

Fast forward to now, na wrapper and matching Ankara with Alfa husband. Omo, she come dey look like person wey senior me 3x 😭.

I no fit call her, shame no gree make she call me too. Me wey popular for Badore ferry, dem just dey shout “Starboy!” while she just dey look me as I dey remit for boys 😂😂.

[Mideman @Mideman2]

@udysznx I go just drop my resignation letter for suggestion box

[Pop Base @PopBase]

‘The Fault In Our Stars’ was released 12 years ago today.