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Chill Bae 🌱 Based on a true fairy tale | Fcuk Social Media ; am Dope in real life 💄| Self Love | Humour | Positivity thru Lit Videos 👸

[Chill Bae🐦 @Midfingerhdi]

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[Sonel @allthingzabsurd]

This is not Dainik Bhaskar anymore, this is ‘Papa kaun hain’ annual edition.
Cover star: Akash Vijayvargiya, remembered chiefly for introducing cricket equipment into municipal dispute resolution. 😂😂😂

[Sonel @allthingzabsurd]

Live anywhere in India, Pollution Follows my friend. Pollution follows!!

[Sonel @allthingzabsurd]

One bad menu and BRICS became BYOD: Bring Your Own Dinner. 😭

[The Lie Lamaa™ 🏹 @TweetsOfLamaa_]

@allthingzabsurd @realpreityzinta 🙌✌️🙌✌️

[Sonel @allthingzabsurd]

Can we talk about how @realpreityzinta was the only one with real balls during the 2000s underworld era? 👑

I was just reading about the 2001 Chori Chori Chupke Chupke extortion case and honestly, my respect for Preity Zinta went through the roof.

Back then, the Mumbai underworld was terrifying. The mafia was threatening Bollywood stars left and right. In this specific case, the police caught a producer working with Chhota Shakeel. Huge male superstars like Salman Khan and Shah Rukh Khan allegedly got threats too, but when it came to testifying in court, almost the entire industry backed out. They got scared and changed their statements because they were terrified of the mafia.

But Preity stood her ground completely alone. She actually went to the Mumbai court in person to testify against them. Because the danger to her life was so high, the judge had to clear the entire courtroom. They kicked out all the journalists and the public so she could speak safely. She stood just a few feet away from the accused people and openly told the judge about the extortion calls she received.

She did not let them intimidate her at all, and she even won a national bravery award for it later. In an industry full of people who act tough on screen but fold in real life she is the OG Queen!

[The Lie Lamaa™ 🏹 @TweetsOfLamaa_]

@allthingzabsurd 🤓🤓🤓

[Sonel @allthingzabsurd]

RIP Hindi featuring Ananya Pandey representing India globally while speaking Hindi like Chatur from 3 Idiots😭
Wrong person, wrong brief, wrong language department… but full confidence!
Very Bollywood. 😭

[Sonel @allthingzabsurd]

I, the Prime Minister, swear in full consciousness that if any problem arises, I will pick up my bag, abandon the scene, vanish into the horizon.. but resign? That is where I draw the line!

[The Lie Lamaa™ 🏹 @TweetsOfLamaa_]

@allthingzabsurd @X Legit 💯

[Sonel @allthingzabsurd]

Dear @X,

Stop auto-translating tweets!
If I want to read it in English, I’ll tap the button. Let the original emotion survive 🙏

[Sonel @allthingzabsurd]

Imagine bragging on a Space about intentionally ruining food so your own parents never ask you to cook, only to go on a power trip and boot out the second your toxic, garbage behavior gets called out.
Peak brain-rotted, clout-chasing loser energy.

[Sonel @allthingzabsurd]

A 17-year-old widow dies in silence because she carried the proof, while Harivansh Rai Bachchan gets two marriages, a 95-year life, and legendary status.
That’s the blueprint. The man leaves and gets a literary legacy; the woman gets packed off on a "pilgrimage" and ends up dead.
We preach progress, but when the exact same act costs a woman her life and costs the man absolutely nothing, nothing has changed.

[Sonel @allthingzabsurd]

@ManeeshKothari Turns out the whole सामाजिक विभाजन was just the camera crop!

[The Lie Lamaa™ 🏹 @TweetsOfLamaa_]

@ManeeshKothari Ye raha salad bowl filled with achaar, pyaaz, nimbu etc 🥗
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[Hindurao Patil @Hinduraod78]

@TweetsOfLamaa_ ❤️😋

[The Lie Lamaa™ 🏹 @TweetsOfLamaa_]

@Hinduraod78 Mutton ?
Rassa 😍😍

[Hindurao Patil @Hinduraod78]

या जेवायला 😋

[*Gautam* @Gautam09569305]

हाच खरा श्रद्धा भाव....
बाकी हल्ली ह्याच सोयीनुसार विद्रुपीकरण आहे

[The Lie Lamaa™ 🏹 @TweetsOfLamaa_]

@Gautam09569305 @BokyaBhau Kaun hai ye Robots
Kaha se aate hai ye Robots
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[*Gautam* @Gautam09569305]

हे सर्व त्या बापट बोक्या पाटील चे उद्योग आहेत..
रात्री बोच्यान पिऊन ह्या निष्पाप यंत्रांना भडकावल असणार त्याने...
@BokyaBhau