Jason Maridon

I like cheese

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Chewbacca....What a Wookie!!

[Jason Maridon @Midgetporn]

@twelpforce I bought an insignia 50 inch hd, and hooked my dvd player/surround up to it, but can't control the volume on surround, suggest?

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I always though that a denial of service attack was when a hooker would charge me more after seeing how small my junk was

[Jason Maridon @Midgetporn]

@ThatKevinSmith your description of that scene has made me moist, in a very awkward way, thanks

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is surprised that I wasn't deleted today with a name like Midgetporn:)

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pays enough in taxes on booze and cigs to have a school named after me. Preferably a school for unwed mothers

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is pretty sure that funeral homes in LA are saying "What recession? Business is booming"

[Jason Maridon @Midgetporn]

is thinking that if the "Barry Gibb" look comes back into fashion, I will rock that look

[Jason Maridon @Midgetporn]

@teresadf haven't seen you in a while, nice to see a friendly face here:)

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has decided that when I become a Supreme Court justice, I will make it law that all disputes between 2 women will be solved via mudwrestling

[Jason Maridon @Midgetporn]

@MOCO77 I saw that you're performing there tonight and bought tickets, but then I realized that it isn't a donkey show, but I'll go anyway:)

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@funnyordie if that hits, you may be able to buy Vegas:)

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@michaelianblack but it sometimes saves you from having to use the 3 second rule with falling food:)

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@boozyifloozie would you like paper or plastic bags with that?

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@amfeinwoman if you don't mind picking from the dollar menu at McD's, anytime:)

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had $67.00 worth of change in my car. Score!!

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tried to snort Red Bull cola after reading that it contained trace amounts of cocaine, and nearly drowned

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@howrudeareyou at least my name isn't grannyporn:)

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@howrudeareyoat least they aren't horny dogs, that would be awkward with my profile pic:)

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@cynical_redheadit took me 2 hours to figure out how to reply to someone:)