Corey Paterson

People tell me I look just like Denzel Washington. Instagram: TheRhinestoneDragon #spnfamily

[Corey Paterson @Midgetspar]

The recommended age to have a Ouija Board is 8+ years old.

So, you need to be 21 years old to drink alcohol and 8 to summon the devil.

[Corey Paterson @Midgetspar]

Just got my butthole bleached in case it shows up on one of those “Give yourself one point for each thing you’ve done” posts.

[Corey Paterson @Midgetspar]

@PokeGoFriends Southern Oregon player

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Need friends to complete field research! #PokemonGO

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Awww I found a black widow eating cereal.

[Corey Paterson @Midgetspar]

@TheJonasKnox @LaVarArrington @FoxSportsRadio You guys should talk about sports.

[Alma @meldiesattheend]

If watermelon exist why doesn't earthmelon,firemelon and airmelon? The elemelons.

[Corey Paterson @Midgetspar]

“Winchester Surprise” for dinner from the Supernatural Cookbook @jarpad @JensenAckles #SPN

[The Evolving Arm @leftarmisme]

I haven't followed anyone back on Twitter since the summer of '94. It was a whimsical, carefree summer, and bots weren't even a glimmer in our eyes.

[L 🇨🇦 @Ann_Hedonia1]

Orcas stole my catalytic converter.

[Corey Paterson @Midgetspar]

In Spider-man 4 when someone’s in trouble Peter Parker just pulls out his phone and records it for his Facebook story.

[Corey Paterson @Midgetspar]

Pokémon Go!!! Let’s be friends. Trainer code 9929 1668 7269

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Got me some Boyz II Men tickets in April at Seven Feathers. They were my favorite group of the 90's and top 5 all-time. Pretty happy right now.

[Corey Paterson @Midgetspar]

Pokémon Go!!! Let’s be friends. Trainer code 9929 1668 7269

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@Krrrristie :(

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What is your favorite 80's movie? Answer while sipping on a Jolt Cola.

[Corey Paterson @Midgetspar]

@leftarmisme That's a lovely set up.