The Midi Capitalist

Upper class man with controversial views on immigration, also I love oppressing the working class. The next Bond #GOWYLDSTALLYNS

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@jpegmafia Serious question, what is your fucking deal?

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Rich Dad Poor Dad landed me in jail! That book is total bullshit! Jail sucks!

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Sliding down the tube escalator, crushing my nuts every step of the way, anyway how's your Sunday going?

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After a lot of soul searching, transcendental meditation, and 12 cans of room temperature Stella Artois, I have decided that now is finally the time to follow my lifelong passion of becoming a world famous professional wrestler, @VinceMcMahon lets get down to brass tacks.

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Another year and I’m still alive. Happy Holidays chums!

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Chums, all day I've been stuffing my insatiable capitalist gob with only the finest imported Beluga caviar NFTs can buy, straight from the Caspian Sea, washed down with litres upon litres of Bollinger Champagne of course, when you get the chance phone an ambulance to SW1A 1AA

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Good morning, good evening, good night chums! Wherever you gorgeous Midi Chap aficionados reside, apologies for the lack of content as of late, here I present to you the reason for my absence! Available just in time for the holiday season: https://t.co/xqVW9GKtcq

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Chums, I hope this tweet finds you well, I however, am lost at sea, nothing more to say at the moment, the mission is top secret, my less than stellar navigational skills are not however, I’m famously terrible and it may very well be my downfall-or DROWNfall, haha (help me)

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Well I am thoroughly exhausted! The cause of my tiredness? Her majesty’s invitation to our bimonthly judo contest (that had been postponed due the great hoax that is the coronavirus) despite my well documented love for Queen and country, “take it easy” I did not!

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Hey Scooby answer my call chum

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“Imagine there’s no heaven”

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💔

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100 years tax free #Blessed #IDoNotPayTax

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This unending existence is causing me searing pain

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Finally, the big moth that flew away with my dog has been pictured flying over and around the Ascot racecourse, I’m prepared to hand over a blank cheque to whoever returns Monty back to me and captures the moth *ALIVE* I intend to press charges!

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32 years of therapy without a single breakthrough, until today, turns out all my life’s problems stem from me being a ‘terrible person’

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I WILL find that inquisitous diabolical moth if it’s the last act in the fiendish play that has been my life, this I vow

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As I stare out onto the inky harsh and alluring ocean from my balcony (or varanda) inhaling the distinct green rich smell of the open sea, I’m filled with feelings of longing for my true hearted companion, my sweet Monty I hope you are well, I have not given up on you, never!

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@Mishk97 Oh my poor sweet Monty...he’s always been terribly afraid of heights !

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A great big moth has flown away with my dog!