Middle Manager Mindset

Traveling at lightspeed on the mediocrity superhighway!
All views expressed here, are also held by my employer.

[Middle Manager Mindset @MidManagerMind]

Never. Miss. A recurring 1-on-1.
NeverEver.
#MiddleManagerMindset

[Middle Manager Mindset @MidManagerMind]

@DavidSacks @Jason He still doesn’t see the mate.

[Middle Manager Mindset @MidManagerMind]

Middle Management Tip (MMT ™)

Delegate everything to your intern. If they fail, it's a learning opportunity. If they succeed, take the credit. Win-win. 🧠💪 #MiddleManagerMind

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Middle Management Tip (MMT ™):

When you don't understand what your engineers are talking about, just say 'Let's take this offline' and never mention it again.

[Middle Manager Mindset @MidManagerMind]

Created a 50-slide deck to explain why we should shorten meetings. It's not irony; it's dedication to the cause. #PresentationPride #MiddleManagerMind
🧠💲🔥💪

[Autism Capital 🧩 @AutismCapital]

The year is 2030. We still don’t know what Deloitte does.

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@carlvellotti @nikitabier You are the middle manager that @nikitabier never asked for 🖤

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@bryan_johnson My brother in night-time boners, you are the one who is worked up about your face.

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@nikitabier @robleathern @runwayco Wait. Really?

[Middle Manager Mindset @MidManagerMind]

@stoolpresidente You are old and poor. Middle managers worldwide idolize this man.

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@bryan_johnson

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@WUTangKids Asperger’s

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@unusual_whales I cannot wait!

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@trustfundterry William still doesn't beat SPY 😭

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@ProfGPod Two words: exotic fish 🐠

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@unusual_whales @edels0n @_clairemiller @ProfGPod

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@zerohedge I’m going long on dong.

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@historyinmemes Cancel my recurring 1-on-1s

[Middle Manager Mindset @MidManagerMind]

@elonmusk @elonmusk I am a humble middle manager with a sub-100 IQ.

Even I know you post this shit because you know the @federalreserve can't cut rates until the job numbers go down.

[Middle Manager Mindset @MidManagerMind]

@_jameshatfield_ @chloe21e8 @nikitabier Thanks, Dad 🙄

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@MasculinePeak She is listed as a beneficiary on your life insurance policy.