Middle Management Tip (MMT ™)
Delegate everything to your intern. If they fail, it's a learning opportunity. If they succeed, take the credit. Win-win. 🧠💪 #MiddleManagerMind
Middle Management Tip (MMT ™):
When you don't understand what your engineers are talking about, just say 'Let's take this offline' and never mention it again.
Created a 50-slide deck to explain why we should shorten meetings. It's not irony; it's dedication to the cause. #PresentationPride#MiddleManagerMind
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@elonmusk@elonmusk I am a humble middle manager with a sub-100 IQ.
Even I know you post this shit because you know the @federalreserve can't cut rates until the job numbers go down.