@midnight intern

What an intern with the Comedy Central series @Midnight might tweet if it were a parody account.

[@midnight intern @midnightIntern]

Hey, does anyone know why the doors are locked?

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All you BuzzSumo loving SEOs spending the night writing pieces about Turkey, be careful. You don't want to get caught keyword stuffing.

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#GotFiredBecause I started this Twitter account when I was supposed to be getting coffee. @midnight

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You're welcome! https://t.co/XwvHqtPXEa

[After Midnight @midnight]

We didn't start the hashtag #MidnightAMovieOrShow but we're into it. 👌🏻

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Why hasn't @AllieGoertz asked for this account yet? She's the person who does for real what I only pretended to do a couple years ago.

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[Tap tap tap] Is this thing still on?

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I bet Ray Rice wishes he had shot an unarmed black man in Missouri instead of hitting his future wife in New Jersey. #rayricewishes

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Not just The 1%? RT @Uber: In 2010 it was just SF. Now, more than 43% of the US population can use Uber to request a ride #UberData

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So now @nerdist has a new show called "Talktor Who" or maybe "Anywho" or maybe "Doctor Who's on First. I'm on Second."

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@midnight I can't wait to haze the newer intern.

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@bb98520cbfb44aa Hey! I think it's a pretty good summer job.

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I got nominated for an Emmy! Outstanding Achievement in Parody Twitter Account Creation

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Why aren't I famous yet?

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@midnight @DougBenson @RonFunches @JenKirkman I'll be there!

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Some people stopped following me when they realized I can't help them get on the show. They need @midnightbookingagent not me.

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I need my own spelling intern for tonight. I never get @kurtbraunohler's name right on the first couple of tries.

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Everyone else went to Nashville last weekend, and they brought me back a Grand Ole Opry t-shirt. Makes up for being left in LA. #sarcasm

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It's payday today! Everyone's so excited except for me. They get paid in money; I get paid in class credit and "points."

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#Overheard "Who decided to let the intern tweet?" I hope they're not talking about me. #worried

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@midnight @MrEmilyHeller @theejamesdavis @myqkaplan @nerdist It feels like just yesterday we had the same people.