Libby Brooks

I'm wired to thrive on dysfunction.

[Libby Brooks @MidnightWeasel]

Just deleting @Reddit off my phone because they locked my account for suspicious activity while also conveniently locking every avenue possible to get it back. FAQ? No. Report a problem? Go to hell. Change password? Go fuck yourself.

[Crystal Maggie @CrystalMaggie2]

🌟GIVEAWAY🌟

We are going to give away a set of Dark Blue Liquid Core Hollow Knight Dice.💙😍

Ends on 4/4. Good luck, guys!

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[Libby Brooks @MidnightWeasel]

@AskTeam77017 This has to be a bot. I cannot DM, I have tried. Button does nothing.

[Libby Brooks @MidnightWeasel]

@AskTeam77017 I have to assume this is a scam, because pressing the message button on your profile does absolutely nothing.

[Libby Brooks @MidnightWeasel]

@usps I am begging you to make your east nashville carriers take photos. I'm on lost package #2 this month because other people's children can't read, and it is not in any way ok.

[Libby Brooks @MidnightWeasel]

@OscarHealth How many times do I have to tell you that this policy has been canceled, and I'll go to hell before you see a cent of something I've told you I do not want and cannot afford 3 fucking times now.

[Libby Brooks @MidnightWeasel]

@USPS the sheer incompetence of the east Nashville branch never ceases to amaze me. The address is correct, I've had mail from the sender many times before. You cannot convince me that the carrier either didn't care to do their job, or simply stole my package.

[Crystal Maggie @CrystalMaggie2]

🌟GIVEAWAY🌟

We are going to give away a set of Starry Night Owl Resin Dice.💚😍

Ends on 11/7. Good luck, guys!

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[Libby Brooks @MidnightWeasel]

Sorry not sorry, but I'm not a rule of 3 girlie. You hurt me or piss me off and I'm putting your name in the litterbox. May life shit on you the way you shit on others, so mote it be.

[Libby Brooks @MidnightWeasel]

@bakwasbandkrein Balerion.

[Libby Brooks @MidnightWeasel]

Today in shit that doesn't happen to Neurotypicals: I'm getting dragged by strangers for just asking how people control allergies outside of a school cafeteria. Apparently it's rude to point out you that can't reasonably police what everyone in large public spaces can eat.

[Libby Brooks @MidnightWeasel]

Ummm @HomeDepot I would love to know the thought process behind leaving something ridiculously heavy halfway down the sidewalk on a pallet, as though we've just got a jack and a scissor lift handy to get it up the stairs. No knock. No help. Also it's the wrong item entirely.

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

The homeowner saw on the security camera that a bear was playing on the outdoor swing every day, but couldn't get on.
So he had a bigger swing built, and this was the result.

[Libby Brooks @MidnightWeasel]

@Wise any reason why a wire transfer I made in March suddenly has the wrong address? The address didn't change. Other people have gotten that address to work this week. For the love of God help.

[Crystal Maggie @CrystalMaggie2]

🌟GIVEAWAY🌟

We are going to give away a set of Fellowship of the Ring-inspired Blue Liquid Core Resin Dice.🎉💙😍

Ends on 9/5. Good luck, guys!

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[Brent Terhune in Cincinnatti July 11 @BrentTerhune]

MAGA right now:

South Park was funny when Cartman cooked and fed a kid his own murdered parents in front of Radiohead but them making fun of Trump, man that’s just too far.

[Libby Brooks @MidnightWeasel]

@DHLUS There is no option to DM somehow, do you have an email option?

[Crystal Maggie @CrystalMaggie2]

🌟GIVEAWAY🌟

We are going to give away a set of Floating Red Pupil Dragon's Eye Liquid Core Resin Flying Dragon Dice.🎉❤️😍

Ends on 5/23. Good luck, guys!

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[Libby Brooks @MidnightWeasel]

So happy I don't have kids. The new generation of antivax Nashville moms means schools here are essentially going to go full Oregon Trail within the next 5 years, and I have better things to do with my life than get dysentery because little Timmy's mom hates autistic people.

[Libby Brooks @MidnightWeasel]

@TomiLahren I don't want a baby with Fragile X. I don't want to lose my career, my hobbies, and my freedom to change adult diapers and never leave the house again while my friends watch their healthy kids grow up. I don't want to risk my life for that.