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I like cars, Puma, and music | EHS pro | M.S. Occupational Safety | #dubnation | “Family is not necessarily blood, but who you would bleed for”

[Trap Arms Enthusiast @MidrangeMalone]

Abolish all California sports teams south of Bakersfield. They’re all dead to me.

[Mark Fett @SrMark_Fett]

The community note lol

[PES MIL GRAU @Pesgrau]

Espetacular!

Os jogadores da Noruega fazendo a remada viking junto com a torcida.🇳🇴🚣

[Trap Arms Enthusiast @MidrangeMalone]

@marperfig

[Trap Arms Enthusiast @MidrangeMalone]

@unusual_whales nice

[Trap Arms Enthusiast @MidrangeMalone]

@ChuSchu1 @theMakarioz The cops legit say in the video she isn’t going to have a record at the end of the process. Would you rather have cops not respond to 911 hang-ups like they did? Play stupid games, win stupid prizes for both of them. It sucks but you can’t play around with first responders.

[Trap Arms Enthusiast @MidrangeMalone]

@Dan_Smackroyd @CopperArmor0 @Elli75923 Correct. The best way to alert of a DNR order is Medical ID accessories, which first responders are trained to look for. Even still, they mostly apply to physicians who have a chance to read your medical chart and see the order was issued. So without the ID, an EMT can’t know.

[Trap Arms Enthusiast @MidrangeMalone]

@NikoOneTwo @Elli75923 Correct. The tattoos mean nothing. A DNR order would typically be on medical ID accessories after the order has been signed by a physician. Also, the DNR order so far as I know, ONLY applies to medical professionals (the EMT in this case. Civilians are protected by Good Samaritan

[Maine @TheMaineWonk]

Mamdani to New Yorkers after the Knicks win the NBA Finals:

[Scottish Banter @1scottishbanter]

Introducing the Scottish-American travel dictionary 🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

We’ve put together this guide to keep the Tartan Army out of trouble in the States.

Read carefully to avoid confusing the locals, deeply offending the country, or being interrogated by Homeland Security over a sandwich.

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

In America, a stranger will rename you in a single breath, and you are simply expected to come when called.

I went to eat at a busy restaurant. A young man at the front asked for my name, to mark my place in line. I gave it the weight it has carried for eight hundred years.

"Nobunaga."

He smiled, nodded, and wrote it down with great confidence. Then he read it back to me, to be sure he had honored it correctly.

"Perfect. Banana, party of one."

Banana. He had heard my name, held it a moment, and returned to me something rounder and more cheerful. To refuse the name a host gives is to refuse his welcome. I bowed. I was Banana now.

Then he handed me a small black disc, said it would "light up and buzz" when my table was ready, and turned to the next guest as though he had not just placed a living thing in my hands.

I held it in both palms, the way one holds a small sleeping beast that may wake. I found a place to stand. I waited, ready.

It woke.

It screamed. It flashed red. It leapt and shook in my hands like a captured spirit demanding release. A lesser man would have dropped it. I did not. I gripped it, steady, looked into its blinking lights, and told it, in a low voice, that its time had come. Then I carried it back to the host with both hands, the way one returns a hawk to its master.

He took it without looking and shouted across the entire room.

"BANANA! Party of one, your table's ready!"

A hundred strangers turned. I rose. I crossed that floor as Banana, spine straight, chin level, a man answering to his name. A child pointed at me. I gave the child a small bow. He had recognized me.

All through the meal they kept me. "How's it tasting, Banana?" "More water, Banana?" The check, when it came, said Banana, and thanked me for visiting. By the end the whole staff knew me. They waved as I left. "Night, Banana!"

So tell me honestly.

For eight hundred years my clan answered to one name. Tonight I answered to a fruit, calmed a screaming relic in my bare hands, and ate among people who were glad I came.

When the little disc lights up, is the table truly mine, or am I only keeping it warm for the next Banana?

Because I have already decided to return on Friday, and to ask, very humbly, for the same disc.

[Trap Arms Enthusiast @MidrangeMalone]

@TrueAlkebulan @EzeobiGloria2 Not even close to why the show is failing 😂

[JaguarGator9 @JaguarGator9NFL]

There are children on this app

I think it's extremely dangerous to potentially expose them to watching the Arizona Cardinals play football

[Trap Arms Enthusiast @MidrangeMalone]

@bigmouthjoey It’s too late, buddy. Your troll game needs more work. 2012 Dallas Mavericks of trolling: Disappointing! 💔

[Trap Arms Enthusiast @MidrangeMalone]

@VH19781984 @bigmouthjoey @SovEconomy @LeadingReport I know. I believed in him but he gave up too quick

[Trap Arms Enthusiast @MidrangeMalone]

@bigmouthjoey LARPing as a troll is even worse! Commit, dammit!

[Trap Arms Enthusiast @MidrangeMalone]

@bigmouthjoey This isn’t even good trolling smh. Ben Simmons of trolling, all hype no substance 😢

[Trap Arms Enthusiast @MidrangeMalone]

@bigmouthjoey Does the leather really taste that good? Or is it more the act of service that really gets you and any boot will do? I just wanna know!

[Trap Arms Enthusiast @MidrangeMalone]

@bigmouthjoey @VH19781984 @SovEconomy @LeadingReport 😂😂😂