Olumide

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Chelsea FC 💙

[motion. @hashtagtw0]

So technically, gospel songs are diss tracks meant for the devil?

[MOFOLA🌺✨ @FOLA41419978]

As you wan suck my breast, naso meself wan suck your penis🤗

[BRIGHT  @NkamaBright]

once she lets you record, just know you not the first one with the tape

[Damian☠️🖤 @heis_Damian]

"com inside me, i know what to take"

Werey na my surname you wan take😂😭

[ilymjsyk @g4na_xo]

I replied you back asap because I'm always with my phone not because I'm love with you
Calm your balls nigga

[fortune yongosi @fortuneyongosi8]

you fit dey the circle make you no sabi wetin dey circulate.

[ĸolαde @twitgameboy]

Asking you to be my girlfriend doesn’t mean i’m your boyfriend. you’re the one who’s my girlfriend. if you want me to be your boyfriend, you have to ask me too.

[Olumide @Midrique]

Na like this Dangote first suffer

[Ƙŵɓñ🇬🇭🦅 @akokc_dark0]

Doctor: today you'll meet World Cup legends

Patient: Ronaldo or Messi?

Doctor: no, Pele and Maradona

Patient:

[Big Anas @Anas_dey4u]

Once the hustle pay, na fluent English I go dey speak. 😪

[lowkey🧃 @deylowkey247]

double text her bro, online advice no go suck your preek

[watergun @tersseer]

all these mountains to climb will i everest?

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

Can’t lie, Arsenal winning the league hasn’t been unbearable as I thought it’d be

That UCL final & the World Cup ruined all the hype for them😂😂😂

[victor 🖤🦇 @vector_olal]

God, that money wey go bring out this nonchalant attitude like wizkid own abeg.

[B @utdbrxy]

Congrats on living long enough to see another World Cup and RIP to all those we lost along the way

[Peniel. @PenielThoy]

🙋🏾‍♂️: excuse me beautiful young lady in the middle, can i talk to you for a minute?

👩🏾👱🏼‍♀️👺

👺: we’re in a hurry

[fortune yongosi @fortuneyongosi8]

na only me never glow up from my secondary school set

[AMARA💕 @simbyii]

Raising your phone to listen to a voice note, only for it to auto-pause? Serious rage bait 😭

[y4yi🇦🇷 @yxyiagain]

leave bbl go do okigbe and ayeta, ogun ti de

[onyxx @ihyonyxx]

what if a make-a-wish kid say he want sum p*ssy what they gon do