Amanda

tv watcher, mostly. I have a bunch of ducks and now a bunch of cats.

[Amanda @midwestAmanda87]

@varadh Uber xl $35- wait and SAVE- double. Very cool & normal

[Amanda @midwestAmanda87]

@Uber why is the wait and SAVE option double what an uberxl is??

[Amanda @midwestAmanda87]

Idk why everyone assumes ❄️❄️. Her big eyed unstable vibe reminds me of when I was taking 60 mg of Adderall & drinking multiple white monsters bc I had to work a 12 hr shift. Just geeked to the moon for about an hour and then… crash(out) #slomw

[Amanda @midwestAmanda87]

The only redeeming funny moment for an otherwise extremely fucking irksome dude. Sorry but I hate you. Praying on your downfall. #traitors

[Amanda @midwestAmanda87]

@caitiedelaney You know what show was a hit & deserved 100 more episodes, minimum? Exploding Kittens. Recently rewatched. So fucking funny!

[Amanda @midwestAmanda87]

Oof this Stavros special is… something.

[Amanda @midwestAmanda87]

Last hater post about Jen I swear. GIRL. Stop doing your own solo tiktok in the corner & jump in the group video you absolute looney toon! It’s not about being fake or a pushover. It’s your job??? You don’t have to be besties with every coworker. #slomw #secretlivesofmormonwives

[Amanda @midwestAmanda87]

Jen making that confused ass face whenever anyone says anything that she doesn’t agree with, is infuriating. Followed by a response that is completely irrelevant. I fear she may need a med dosage reduction, or she just has the IQ of a fencepost. #slomw #secretlivesofmormonwives

[Amanda @midwestAmanda87]

Jen is fucking insufferable this season, my god. Not making a smidge of sense. Memory of a lobotomized goldfish. Get a GRIP. #slomw #secretlivesofmormonwives

[Amanda @midwestAmanda87]

Lolllllll #Raygun doc is so funny bc what do you mean you had an “ace up your sleeve” but it was that kangaroo hop & the sprinkler and your husband was struck by the beauty & creativity of it all

[Amanda @midwestAmanda87]

Hey firetv, the background AI ads are fucking insane. Specifically the one for some Alien movie. The dialogue makes me want to rip my ears off bye.

[Amanda @midwestAmanda87]

@marycatedelvey I can smell this photo 🤮

[Amanda @midwestAmanda87]

@marycatedelvey Actual nightmare blunt rotation

[Amanda @midwestAmanda87]

@marycatedelvey && we’re supposed to welcome these monsters into our bathrooms & mom groups & women’s sports & any other thing they want to get their pervy man hands on with no questions asked? Yeah OK.

[Amanda @midwestAmanda87]

@sappholives83 “You are not disgusting or predatory for existing around women”
Actually, sir, you are disgusting, predatory, and an idiot.

[Amanda @midwestAmanda87]

@FairyForget Me telling everyone I have brain cancer symptoms anytime I get a headache

[Amanda @midwestAmanda87]

@jk_rowling IQ of a goldfish

[Amanda @midwestAmanda87]

@jk_rowling Oh hey I had a headache 1 time so I have brain cancer symptoms please let me into the cancer support group.

[Amanda @midwestAmanda87]

@nuro_mike Would be more impressed if they were eating an entire Kringle preflight

[Amanda @midwestAmanda87]

@secretliveshulu Jen sucks. Zac sucks. Zac saying Whitney ruined Jen’s DWTS experience? And that they can’t enjoy other experiences bc of Whitney & her drama? Get a grip you mfing losers how does she have that power over youuuu???