Jessica Peterson

She/her/hers | Actively trying to teach my cat to be a dog

[Jessica Peterson @MidwestPeterson]

International Women’s Day: a 🧵

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YAY ELANI!!!

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“While all tortillas may be bread not@all bread is a tortilla” I forget whose side I’m on, tbh it could be tied @tacobell

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In Clemson vs. Georgia… I’m team Taco Bell #sports

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IT’S A TACO!!!!

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Don’t reduce the taco or the sandwich IMO

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CASE CLOSED

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Like The Descent but make it fun!!🤠#caves n stuff

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Type, type, type, type, type

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@ClaireHettinger U wanna use any reward points u have because it’s like a $7 drink 😱🤑 but tastes like fall!!! Perfect for rainy day🥰 I asked for not too much pumpkin so it wasn’t too sweet, but tik tok barista knew his stuff

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I picked up a pumpkin chai latte this morning because some kid barista on tik tok told me to…. Yeah, I’m on the Internet

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IT’S AN AUX COUP

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I know that everybody stuck on I-70 is probably pretty peeved right now… but honestly? A mudslide in traffic doesn’t sound like the worst thing in the world 🤷‍♀️#cheerscolorado

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Thought I saw a kid wearing Heelies in Walgreens and was stoked bc #throwback !!! Turns out they were straight up roller skates. They lit up too. #HappyFriday

[“Mark Berman” @markberman]

this lede rips https://t.co/Q9rp7W0AMs

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I can stop pretending like I know how to parallel park now that Olivia made it cool. Gah, what a relief!

[DiGiorno @DiGiorno]

@MidwestPeterson 🙌🙏

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Digiorno sells a frozen pizza with pineapple on it and that’s why they win. They’re winners to me

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@HaySaraJay DUH! What’s your ETA I’ll get a fresh batch of guac going rn

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Kermit and I have officially boarded the Olivia Rodrigo train #choochoo #good4u