Brandt Kloke

Usually just recycling others people’s baseball thoughts

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Meanwhile in Chicago.

[Northwest Passage @nwpassage1]

On this day in 1992, Screaming Trees released their sixth album, Sweet Oblivion.

[Manny S. @MMS0272]

Awesome stuff by the Mets! I will show the headshots of the Mets in this thread. #MetsTwitter

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

When I’m right, I’m right … 👇

[Crimson Warrior @UteNationAlum]

I miss this. Sue me.

#pac12

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

andrew, have you noticed you kind of dress like her?

[Bob Mackey @bobservo]

it took 15 years but my dark wish came true at last

[Blake Allen @Blake_Allen13]

Mark my words: sometime in the next decade, Democrats are going to kick the tires on lifting the ban on direct-from-manufacturers sale of automobiles. It is going to create one of the bloodiest political fights in a long time

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Dugar, Michael-Shawn @MikeDugar]

Earl Thomas should be a first-ballot Hall of Famer. Outside of his rookie year, Earl was basically an elite safety whenever he was on the field, for nearly a decade. Best player on a generational defense. No-brainer.

[Blair Lorenzo, The Fox and the City @foxandcity]

Challenge: find a single pizzeria in the congestion pricing zone that delivers by car.

Every single one will use bikes.

I hate being so reductive, but there's no way around it: this is what you get when you have no idea what life in your state's biggest city looks like.

[Joshua Topolsky @joshuatopolsky]

for my gen X folks

[David Lynch @DAVID_LYNCH]

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Yes, I have emphysema from my many years of smoking. I have to say that I enjoyed smoking very much, and I do love tobacco - the smell of it, lighting cigarettes on fire, smoking them - but there is a price to pay for this enjoyment, and the price for me is emphysema. I have now quit smoking for over two years. Recently I had many tests and the good news is that I am in excellent shape except for emphysema. I am filled with happiness, and I will never retire.

I want you all to know that I really appreciate your concern.

Love,

David

[Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman]

Olympic handball looks like a game a counselor would invent at summer camp and name after himself.

[connor (Deathrow KP) @keithpricetrut1]

A franchise worth $2.2B is getting praise from the prominent local newspaper for increasing payroll by $5M, equivalent to 0.002% of the franchise’s overall value.

What a joke

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

After enduring unimaginable suffering and uncertainty, the Americans detained in Russia are safe, free, and have begun their journeys back into the arms of their families.

[John @johnlk_80]

The fight is always between "count all medals the same" and "only count gold medals", rather than weighted which is obviously the way to go.

[Laurie Kilmartin @anylaurie16]

Biden should do his last six months in the White House like Conan did the last few weeks of The Tonight Show.