an leabharlannaí

Faculty Enemy #1. He/him.

[Josie Marcellino @JosieMarcellino]

People are like “we can say whatever we want on Twitter now?!?!?!” I have literally tweeted “my asshole is the most attractive part of my body, I wish I could walk around like Winnie the Pooh”
What exactly have you guys felt restricted on?

[an leabharlannaí @Miggeldy]

Taylor Swift put bejewelled back in the vault challenge x

[an leabharlannaí @Miggeldy]

Hello @lidl_ireland just had a near death experience with one of ur juices and I am now very sad that I don't have any juice :(

[Grant Ginder @GrantGinder]

My dog, who routinely howls at sirens, was just howling at a siren, and a woman walked by and asked “who are you singing to?” and I said “oh, he just does this” and she looked at me and responded in a voice of absolute death, “I was talking to him.”

[an leabharlannaí @Miggeldy]

The neck of the luas to call itself a mass transportation system when you can fit about 3 people and a dunnes bag on it

[an leabharlannaí @Miggeldy]

Good afternoon you magnificent assorted crystal/star sign bitches, can any of you please tell me if swimming tonight with the buck supermoon out is going to cleanse me or fuck up my life?

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

kate bush, 1985

[an leabharlannaí @Miggeldy]

Had*

[an leabharlannaí @Miggeldy]

I wish I hate a tote bag with a mesh bottom end because you could batter a fillet with the amount of crumbs in mine right now

[Heather Hogan @theheatherhogan]

I can tell they’ve had pronoun training at my hospital because the check in guy said “Sir, over here. Oh! No, uh, they?” And the lady at the next cube said, “No gendered honorifics or antiquated respectability phrases, KEVIN!!!!”

[an leabharlannaí @Miggeldy]

I BEG of the youth of today, observe a cloud

[an leabharlannaí @Miggeldy]

@mikushairline @sexykokanoodles @abbiehive The actual NECK of saying don't comment on people's appearances hahahahahahahahaa

[Eddie Stephens @Eddie_Stephens_]

If you see a church with a “vote yes” sign (or any similar saying) you can report them to the IRS and they can lose their tax exemption for lobbying.

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

can’t wait for hot girl summer! 😝

[an leabharlannaí @Miggeldy]

Hello everyone, I just need 20 more responses for my masters thesis survey so if you haven't yet been into it, it's only 10 minutes long and I would really appreciate it! Thank you <3

https://t.co/ehJeugQ21l

[an leabharlannaí @Miggeldy]

Hello we are nearly there :)

https://t.co/ZAymMnnuR4

[an leabharlannaí @Miggeldy]

@kate_Iit We will carry her with us, may she rest in peace x

[Kelsey Glamour ✡️🇵🇸 @Wiglette]

Back when AirBnB started it was like natural hosts renting out their cute homes and being like, "There's craft beer for you in the fridge!" and now it's someone's 80th rental property with plastic Ikea furniture and it's also out of soap.