Brenden Roach

a 5’6 king he/they

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@ShhDntTelNobody

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@EddieJayee

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@SadRobotAlters For me I do everything that deals 3 damage with regrowths to get em back

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Never kill yourself

[T @tylerthecreator]

CHROMAKOPIA: october 28th

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I can’t wait to have to beat these things to death with a baseball bat in the post apocalypse

[Disclose.tv @disclosetv]

NOW - Elon, unveils squad of Optimus robots: "It can babysit your kids... be your friend.. whatever you can think of it will do."

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Roommates high rn gonna lock them in their room and blast mirrors by Justin Timberlake on repeat just to see what happens

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Getting a subway surfers tramp stamp so when she’s blowing my back out she doesn’t get bored

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@EddieJayee I was fine until I realized I bought one for your birthday deck

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@EddieJayee Not in Illinois live reaction

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@ShhDntTelNobody I did the same for Zelda and her favorite place for a while was my shoulder(while walking) or in between my shoulder blades when laying down

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@EddieJayee Somebody come get unc

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@EddieJayee Brother is schizo posting on main again

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Man these dlc bosses pull some fuckin tekken level combos in your ass like it’s nothing

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People complaining about the elden ring dlc can’t fathom experiencing bliss in the unknown

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@BWheelerMTG Man I can’t believe I could’ve been running a 1 mana cheaper barbed wire

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@b0_nesaw It’s such a shame Elden beast ruins the fantastic final boss that radagon is

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Buying a bidet so everytime I take a piss break it’ll be man vs machine

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Microplastics are stored in the balls

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@rats4friends I usually hit em with a casual “Cowabummer dude”