Ben Davison 🇺🇦

Chap, NUFC supporter, Art, Steam/Playstation gamer

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@MilburnNUFC Not be a million years old I would imagine.

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@GhMoyis @SkySportsPL He's still Alan Smith.

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@Configa I'd give Shaharca run out how much worse can he be?

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@ID_AA_Carmack Weirdly I feel like I read books in paper form now more than I did 20 years ago.

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@theSiliconSiren @ID_AA_Carmack John's too cool to be a mark for himself 😎

[RC deWinter @RCdeWinter]

A duck walked into a pub and ordered a pint of beer and a ham sandwich.

The barman looked at him and said, “Hang on! You're a duck!”

"I see your eyes are working,” replied the duck.

"And you can talk!!” exclaimed the barman.

"I see your ears are working, too.” said the duck. "Now if you don't mind, can I have my beer and my sandwich please?"

"Certainly. Sorry about that.” said the barman as he pulled the duck's pint. "It's just we don't get many a ducks in this pub. What are you doing around this way?"

"I'm working on the building site across the road” explained the duck. "I'm a plasterer."

The flabbergasted barman couldn’t believe the duck and wanted to learn more but took the hint when the duck pulled a newspaper from his bag and proceeded to read it.

The duck read his paper, drank his beer, ate his sandwich, paid up, bid the barman a good day and left.

The same thing happened every few days for two weeks.

Then one day the circus came to town.

The ringmaster walked into the pub for a pint and the barman said, "You're with the circus, aren't you? Well, I know this duck that could be just brilliant in your circus. He talks, drinks beer, eats sandwiches, reads the newspaper and everything!"

"Sounds marvelous!” said the ringmaster, handing over his business card. "Get him to give me a call."

The next day when the duck came into the pub the barman said, "Hey Mr. Duck, I reckon I can line you up with a top job, paying really good money."

“Swell. I’m always looking for the next job.” said the duck. "Where is it?”

"At the circus.” said the barman.

"The circus?" repeated the duck.

"That's right.” replied the barman.

"The circus?” the duck asked again.
“With the big tent?”

"Yeah.” the barman replied.

"With all the animals that live in cages and performers who live in caravans?" asked the duck.

"Of course,” the barman replied.

"And the tent has canvas sides and a big canvas roof with a hole in the middle?" persisted the duck.

"That's right.” said the barman.

The duck shook his head in amazement, and said “What the fuck would they want with a plasterer?”

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RETWEET if you stand with Jack Smith against Donald Trump!

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Raise your hand ✋🏼 if you AGREE with Stephen King

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🚨NEW: Josh Shapiro slams JD Vance for defending Renee Good's murder: "He is profoundly and pathetically a weak human being, and he does whatever he thinks his boss wants him to do...Vance should be ashamed of himself."

RETWEET if you stand with @GovernorShapiro against Vance!

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@bushontheradio @BattleSystemTWS Previously had my eyes on core space but set up time worries me. Heroquest still decent by the way especially the new expansions.

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@TaylorandPayne He's a player who would benefit from a move to a mid table !onion club, Palace, Fulham, Brentford etc. His problems are mostly psychological.

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@leef13290959 @toonarmy_com Yeah Hall was atrocious, Gordon headless chicken, Tonality looks knackered.

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🚨NEW: Pete Hegseth tried to fire 4-Star General Chris Cavoli, the former Supreme Allied Commander in Europe, this summer after he advocated for stopping Hegseth's blockade on supplying ammunition to Ukraine.

RETWEET if you stand with General Cavoli against Hegseth!

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@SkySports_Keith Has Barnes ever played well on the right? He must have completely given up on Elanga for time being, can't say I blame him.

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Since Trump doesn't want this portrait of President Obama displayed in the White House, let's make this photo of our President go viral here!

RETWEET if you love @BarackObama!

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🚨NEW: JD Vance has attacked former White House Press Secretary and journalist Jen Pskai, telling her to “eat shit” for being critical of the Trump Administration.

RETWEET if you stand with @JrPsaki against Vance’s disgusting attack!

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@TaylorandPayne Went today and some plod almost crashed his car trying to steal a car space when there was 4 in the next bay.

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@VVawne2005 @bushontheradio When you were 8 the default answer was Raphael but as an older, wiser person it has to be Donatello, he's the grafter of the group and he effectively fights with a broom handle and makes it work.

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@davemeltzerWON I think you've missed the point of it being people's personal Mount Rushmore. If we did the factual Mount Rushmore sure but then everyone would just say the same 4 ppl making the exercise fruitless.