Cody Brown

Seemingly on the losing side of a fight. Still not convinced it's the wrong one...

[Cody Brown @MightyBrowncoat]

I'm officially ending this account :-/
Follow @KillAdequate instead, or @PTPDesign if we have Business to get done. #dedz #stayshiny

[Jarett Wieselman @JarettSays]

Buffy & Dawn wore the same coat on their respective CW shows last week?!?! http://t.co/i8PmXyKO #Ringer #GossipGirl #DawnIsStillStealing

[Gail Simone 💙💛 @GailSimone]

I will always loathe the punditocracy on a non-partisan basis. Their whole purpose is to validate uninformed opinion. We don't need them.

[Gail Simone 💙💛 @GailSimone]

Lego Santorum hates gay Lego and thinks connecting them is a bad influence for Duplo.

[Simon "Si Spurrier" Spurrier @sispurrier]

Apparently oral hygiene was deliberately avoided in the Roman Empire. Having more than nine teeth left was considered Decadent.

[Wh*donesque @whedonesque]

"Overwhelming? How much more than whelming would that be exactly?"

[Karen Cartwright @SmashKarenC]

Spilled coffee on a cat today. Is that good luck?

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

I thought Santorum summed it up nicely when he said "Jesus wizard hate-grenade chastity bullet pink-star Sharia Twain."

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Wow, Mitt just said he'd stand with "life". Is he running against fucking Darkseid? #tweetthepress

[axel alonso @axelalonsomarv]

"The important thing is to control your own cartoon.” - Shaquille O'Neal

[Cody Brown @MightyBrowncoat]

@marcmaron You're not being my dad good enough. Tweet harder.

[The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik]

I am the lazy today I wake up drink cold beer hulk hogan shooting wise fuck his ass make him humble

[Cody Brown @MightyBrowncoat]

@marcmaron I was gonna tweet some snark at you, but all it meant was "Like me! Like me!", so I'm sending this instead.

[Go to Bluesky to save your brain -- L O L G O P @LOLGOP]

If you want to prevent abortions, you make sure everyone has health care, a high school education and birth control. Not the exact opposite.

[Simon "Si Spurrier" Spurrier @sispurrier]

In other news, I intend to celebrate today properly by donning a Goatskin and flagellating people to make them fertile. #Lupercalia

[eddie pepitone @eddiepepitone]

currently listening to: 1) the wailing of the damned. 2) a sharp shrill scream from a civil servant. 3) Buddy Holly.

[Cody Brown @MightyBrowncoat]

Neuromancer movie - Director: Guy Ritchie, Case: Jensen Ackles, Molly: Summer Glau, Armitage: Jason Statham, Title Theme: Skrillex