Mighty Mighty Turkeyneck, LLC

Archetypal S. Parkdale strange-O. Irish amputee; diagnosed MDD, GAD, PTSD... ya, I'm a strange-O street urchin & a basket case. What's it TO ya?
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Turkeyneck OUT like The Golden Rule...! 🦃🫀🩸🚫🦃

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I Will Not Bear Forth Your Baggage For You:

Back inna used to be I was a sucker
fer anybody's hard luck story.
I'd listen intently & make my youthful, clumsy stabs at Wisdom.

Course, the stabs usually landed
nowhere NEAR the Heart of the matter at hand

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into one cold, hard, heartless motherfucker.

Bein down n' out in South Parkdale will DO that to a Soul
whether you like it or whether you do not.

We get shells around our Psyches
as if an insect's exoskeleton except
ours is all an accrued mass of scar tissue.

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@historyrock_ Nirvana, all day, every day. 🦃⚡🎸🤯🦃

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@Matt_Pinner I see a shot put guy putting shot. 🦃

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of clothing concealing total moral rot within.

Although, I guess technically, @realDonaldTrump is an ORANGED sepulchre... 🦃🖕🦃🖕🦃

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Melania has been telling Herr Trumpf that he ain't been lookin too good on the television. "Too much light", she sez.

& it's TRUE-- whether tis figurative or literal, LIGHT is not President Pampers' friend. It exposes him fer the whited sepulchre he IS; expensive, bespoke suit

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@S_U_Network Nope. Wait. Buttkiss. That's a coach, ain't it? 🦃

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With a songbook full of sacred hymns,
a Holy Bible, a white collar & a black, black heart
he set forth out into the World to win his fortune
thru deception, malice & malefice,
even when human decency would do the job,
because that is simply the Man of Principle he be. 🦃👿🦃👿🦃

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Gog Magog, my fellow cultists!
See ya there, all Armageddon jonesers
& Apocalypse aficionados!
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Trekkin out to Megiddo, for to set
onna hill above the last & greatest battlefield.

I will have a pound of reefer, a pound of speed,
a lawn chair, a beach umbrella, & a metric assload of sunscreen;
I wanna get there plenty early & grab me
front row seats to The End of Days.

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@TheNicole_C Actually, scratch that, as I gave up the worry habit some time ago, since every disaster I've ever feared has come to pass & I'm still kicking against the pricks... wiiiith the one good foot I got left, anyway!🦃💪🦃

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@TheNicole_C I just worry about writing well. 🦃👍🦃

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@S_U_Network Sonny Liston! The GOAT. 🦃🥊👍🦃

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filth indeed.

-- yours, The Concerned Citizen
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Hey, disgraced ex-President & adjudicated perpetrator of sexual assault (what woulda been RAPE but for an unfortunate quirk in NY State law) Donald J. Trumpf, I got a question.

What makes a feller feel more virile & powerful in the doing, using the power of the Presidency

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entrusted to you to destroy migrant families & then LOSE THEIR CHILDREN, or forcing yer child-sized orange fingers into a woman against her will?

Please RSVP, as you are uniquely situated in Life to have done BOTH. Rapists are common filth; PRESIDENTIAL rapists a more rarefied