Andrés Perez

INTJ

[Andrés Perez @MightyPerez]

Where do celebrities go to the bathroom in the airport?

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The most French thing is moving the Fondation Louis Vuitton opening to the next day because the exhibition isn’t ready

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Tim Walz is making #Minnesota sound like the Montecito Country Mart.

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Girls contouring on the subway !

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There is no task more difficult than finding the right chandelier.

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Please play “Upgrade U” by Beyoncé at my funeral

[Andrés Perez @MightyPerez]

Gayle King for President

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“My friend is Nick Lachey’s Social Media Manager”

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I could really use a rose water waffle.

[Andrés Perez @MightyPerez]

I do love Christofle

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Do not invite me to your parties. I will not come!!!

[Andrés Perez @MightyPerez]

If Missy Elliott ever goes on Ozempic I will absolutely lose it.

[Andrés Perez @MightyPerez]

#KateMiddleton declining a meeting with the Prime Minister of Zimbabwe to edit a family photo

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“Okay but also every cute fashion and home item I see is like .au and $700 shipping”
-@nikkilaurenlynn

[Andrés Perez @MightyPerez]

Lizzo called me fat once

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No I won’t Thread my eyebrows. Why is everyone doing it now?

[Andrés Perez @MightyPerez]

Why is everyone’s social security number in their Instagram bio?

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Thankful Enrique Iglesias was never outed as a nepo baby

[Andrés Perez @MightyPerez]

If you think I’m extra annoying now because Rose Byrne and I go to the same coffee shop you are correct.

[Andrés Perez @MightyPerez]

Accidentally texted my boss "I want to blast BBHMM and be rude" #SuperBowl