Sleepy They Beast

They/Them
I retweet shitty memes and make comments that are about half as funny as I think they are.

[Azul Crescent @AzulCrescent]

Movement(tm)

Another satisfactory fan comic cuz ive been fixating a bit on the game lol

[𓆟 ✨️GlassShine✨️𓆟 @GlasssShine]

so i went to buy shoes

[Sleepy They Beast @MightyTheyBeast]

@toydose we got a couple of these, emptied the bags into them and managed to use all of them before they expired, happy ending 😁

[Sleepy They Beast @MightyTheyBeast]

@NyaaGirlEvelyn mine have been a right pain in the arse to heal, not actually painful but they always seem to be angry and a lil pusy, the important thing is to avoid catching them on things and not wearing overly restrictive or compressing bras, both of which I'm frequently failing at.

[Sleepy They Beast @MightyTheyBeast]

@toydose sometimes the real meat substitute is the vegetables we cooked along the way

[Sleepy They Beast @MightyTheyBeast]

@toydose yeah unfortunately mince does things to sauces, there's nothing really that I've found that works well for meaty chunks like there is in a Japanese curry, tofu is good but it still makes it its own dish rather than a proper Japanese curry. So I just do more vegetables in it.

[PinkNews @PinkNews]

Posie Parker's Party of Women receives fewer votes than the Monster Raving Loony Party #GeneralElection2024

https://t.co/0rLFiSL4Af

[Serious trans vibes Comics @AssignedMale]

Listen to the seal

[Sleepy They Beast @MightyTheyBeast]

@toydose shitload lighter than the real thing too. Never again will I prioritise verisimilitude over transportability after the junk metal knight debacle

[Rong Rong @rongrongarts]

Gaius speech but he is a gen Z.
Special thanks to @JoCat105 for helping me with the script and voicing Gaius Van Baelsar!

HD/Youtube version : https://t.co/JaWlQkqRmc

#ffxiv #ff14 #ff14memes #ffxivonline #finalfantasy14 #finalfantasyxiv

[Sleepy They Beast @MightyTheyBeast]

@toydose oh god you paid the rates too? hey at least you're paid up in advance for a bit now on

[ceblehh❄️ @smellytgirl]

me: (voice training) onomatopoeia. orca. antithesis. nine ninety nine. cardiovascular. make mine mint.
elderly downstairs neighbor:(frantically calling the landlord) he's casting spells again

[Sleepy They Beast @MightyTheyBeast]

@toydose don't worry, we'll make you one of us yet, some day you'll just look at a piece of cheese and your tummy will hurt

[jennie🌷 @maobabie]

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[jz2 @mixedgrass666]

When someone says they would never choose to be attracted to men. I can’t really relate. I saw men and I was like yeah I’m getting into that shit