Mitch Lansky

I invented Twitter

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https://t.co/CboTXF0Y9q

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@yeaitssasha 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

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@yeaitssasha 😭😭😭😭

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@yeaitssasha 💍

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They took Mr. Cee and OJ. 😞. Someone please check on JK Rowling

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Nah an earthquake in NYC is wild

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@yeaitssasha Meee

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@RealBabyBanks Where you beeeeen😩

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@UPS has to be the worst delivery service in the entire country. Worst customer service, shittiest drivers and their user interface on their website and apps sucks. From now on I’m going to ask businesses what shipping company they use before purchase.

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@RealBabyBanks Did you grow them yourself has to be top five interview questions ever lmao

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@yeaitssasha

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@yeaitssasha We out?

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@yeaitssasha 1 v 1

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@RealBabyBanks 🫠🫠

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If i needed 6 billion dollars, would you lend it to me?

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I’d be buying a boat and naming it the “Heard You” asap

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What’s NYC horoscope for today?

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New life. Who’s this.

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Some people burn bridges just to light their way.