Miike

I've never seen a single Star Wars movie.

[Neil Stone @DrNeilStone]

Chemtrails don't exist

Turbo cancer doesn't exist

Covid vaccines are vaccines and they worked

Ivermectin doesn't work for Covid

Ivermectin doesn't work for cancer

Ivermectin doesn't work for Hantavirus

Ivermectin doesn't work for Ebola

Vaccines don't cause autism

[Miike @MiikeCan]

@elonmusk Ñ

[William Lou @william_lou]

2026 Raptors fans telling 2019 Raptors fans about what happened to the team

[Bruce Arthur @bruce_arthur]

JD Vance is lecturing the Pope on Catholicism and Pierre Poilievre is lecturing Mark Carney on economics and RFK Jr is lecturing scientists about vaccines and Donald Trump is lecturing the world on tariffs and Pete Hegseth is quoting Pulp Fiction and thinking it’s the Bible

[Baseball @mlbelites_]

This catch by Bobby Witt Jr. is INSANE 😳

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

BRO I’M FUCKING DEAD

[crunchyrugger @crunchyrugger]

Trump: do as I say, or I will bomb you back to the stone ages

Iran: best I can do is this 10 point plan where you give us everything we want

Trump: deal!

FoxNews: Trump is a master negotiator

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

So let me get this straight…
•$40 billion spent
•300+ Americans wounded
•Over a dozen killed
•Oil prices doubled
•U.S. bases severely damaged

And what do we get?

Iran keeps its uranium.
No nuclear deal.
The Strait of Hormuz still unstable.
And the world sees us as weaker, not stronger.

Sounds about right for a Trump deal.

[Dan Clark @DanClarkSports]

This is probably the most incredible baseball photo I've ever seen.

[MacMally 🍀 @MacMallyMMA]

This is genuinely one of the most insane things I’ve ever seen in baseball. Robbing a homerun is hard and rare enough. Robbing two in a game is the record. But three?? One in a million chance. Take a bow, Jo Addell. #RepTheHalo

[johnny @JohnnyGiunta_]

Brendon Little would struggle pitching for the Mississauga North Tigers u12 team. I tried to give some leeway 3 days ago but simply DFA him I don’t care about the stuff anymore, AAA is too kind

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

D. L. Hughley on Trump: “I’m very proud I’ve never voted for a president who raped women and children. I never voted for a president who defrauded charities. I never voted for a president that celebrated the death of somebody. And half this country can’t say that”

[Mike Petriello @mike_petriello]

Yesterday, Ian Happ hit an absolute tank for a home run. 109 off the bat. 32 deg LA.

.. except, he didn't. Thanks to our friends at @WeatherApplied, we know that the wind cost him *113 feet* of distance -- which is now the largest stop in the data.

--> https://t.co/pTKQnRH2FP

[Craig Carton @craigcartonlive]

Crazy story at yesterdays @Mets game - Guy in section 121 had a heart attack and his wife started frantically yelling for help or a doctor or nurse to come over - One random guy in the section who said he was neither started doing chest compressions and saved the mans life. Eventually paramedics showed up to take over and assist the fallen man. The hero went back to his seat, sat down and watched the rest of the game with zero fanfare or attention. He just wanted to watch the Mets win. When the game ended he walked out like nothing had happened. Don't know his name but he saved a mans life and is a hero.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Trump: I'm glad Robert Mueller died!

MAGA: YAY!!!!

Druski: *dresses up as Erika Kirk*

MAGA: HOW DARE YOU!!!! 🤬🤬🤬

[Dan Bilzerian @DanBilzerian]

Trump: We are winning this war, Iran is out of missiles

Iran shoots down our jets and continues to hit Israel

Trump: You have 2 days to open the straight or we are going to obliterate your power plants
Iran: fuck you
2 days pass
Trump: you have 5 more days

It’s all bullshit

[Christopher Horvat @chrishorvat_]

About a month ago I was reliably informed — by the most insufferable people on earth — that winning a single tournament means you automatically become the best in history at that sport.

Congrats to Venezuela, the greatest baseball country in the history of the game. 🇻🇪 🥳

[Trill Clinton @aStatesman]

You IDIOTS elected a conman to presidency, not once but twice, and now look at you. Can’t afford gas, farms going bankrupt, masked men shooting Americans in the streets, and your kids are dying in Iran to distract from the EPSTEIN Files. While his family makes BILLIONS. DUMBASSES

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

If MLB games were played with the same emotion and passion as WBC games, baseball would be the number one global sport in less than a decade.

[Kleenex @KleenexFN]

@TigersJUK the guardians could cut all his fingers off and he’d still never play for anyone else