Michaelke

Man United through and through

[Nomandla Bobo @nomandlabobo]

I’m allowed to build a small, quiet, unimpressive life that makes me deeply happy and never apologise for it.

[The People’s Champion 🇯🇲🇵🇰🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @troopzafc]

Never doubted him #AubameBloodClaatYang ⚡️

[​𝐥𝐲𝐫𝐚 @sunnkssdseraph]

Neverrrrrrr accept jokes about your family, your body, your partner, your dreams, your trauma, your job, your insecurities or the way you dress.
Disrespect comes in the form of jokes

[Q @Que_Hill]

Exactly why I watch movies

[Dr. B @Vintage80sbaby]

Sept 1- Dec 31.
Locked in.
I need to get my life in order.

[abū al-hussein. @DmmsSkh]

Putain qu’est-ce que c’est efficace !

[YamalProtector @kjso_]

Is he the fucking manager wth

[Terry Flewers @terryflewers]

This won’t bang for obvious reasons

[Maximilian @Maxtheairbnbguy]

Your body often knows the truth before your mind is ready to admit it.

The tight chest. The unrest after certain conversations. The way you feel smaller in the room. The way you rehearse your words before you speak. That is not you being dramatic. That is information.

I used to override it because the situation still looked acceptable from the outside. It was not cruel enough. It was not loud enough. So I stayed and called the anxiety overthinking. Adulthood taught me to stop doing that. Peace is not a speech. It is what happens in you when a person walks in.

Once I stopped arguing with that signal, a lot of confusing situations became simple.

[Dõtìfý🥷 @Iamdotify]

A lot can happen in 4 months, a lot can happen in a month, a lot can happen in a week, and a lot can happen in a day. Just show up everyday.

[ً @artfuIchaos]

You MUST by all means develop a strong opinion of yourself so you don't end up internalizing the beliefs others have of you.

[Owura Screens🇬🇭 @AninakwaYaw]

Silo
Severance
Foundation
Slow Horses
Pluribus
Invasion

Guy you have to watch these.. like no matter how slow they start don’t give up..

[Commanding officer @OCMakinya]

Inakuanga possible kuattain this kind of happiness in marriage ama they are just happy kwa cameras?? , they have been one of the best celebrity families and most people aspire to be like them, ile happiness wanaonyeshanga inafanya tushangae kwani tulikosea wapi😂

[WelBeast @WelBeast]

Andrea Berta you knew Barcelona had €150M for Julian Alvarez and you still couldn’t even get €15M from it for Gabriel Jesus? You spent the club’s money like sh!t but you can’t bring anything back to balance the books. I have lost all faith in you. We deserve better.

[Eric Njiru ⚽️ @EricNjiiru]

This is sad

[Ike @ValerieUTD]

This is the "credibility shield" strategy.

Just like Kevin Prince Boateng told us about how clubs force narratives for Messi, don’t be surprised by Casemiro saying these things since ever joining Messi at Miami.
If Suarez, Alba, De Paul or any of Messi’s ex-teammates made these claims it would be dismissed as "just teammate loyalty".
But here we are. They used Casemiro to gain credibility. "Ohh he was Ronaldo’s ex teammate. Ohh he was a Real Madrid player. Ohh he is from Brazil and says this about Messi."
I haven’t seen Casemiro grant so many interviews in a few months. I barely knew of any Casemiro opinion when he played at Real Madrid and at a press-centered club like Man United.
So one has to wonder: why this sudden loop of information?

No amount of whitewashing will make the MLS a football standard for the test of greatness.
If Ronaldo was the only player that moved outside Europe the standard would have been "we don’t count goals outside Europe".
I have observed it from other case studies: never believe everything you see.

The institution that wants to make Messi the GOAT and face of football is very much alive. In lobbying, in media, in refs, and most offices in FIFA.
But Ronaldo has those loyal fans.

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

I'd recommend any man to read the unplugged book by Jacob Aliet.

[Walter Ude @Udewalter_]

Tottenham are really doing a complete reset of their attack. They paid Everton £50m plus £10m in add-ons for Richarlison in 2022. Now, just four years later, Spurs are trying to send him BACK to Everton while negotiating to sign Iliman Ndiaye from the same club.

Everton could demand around £80m for Ndiaye this late in the window. And this comes after Tottenham have already spent £300m plus this summer. Richarlison out. Ndiaye in. Gakpo wanted but now choosing Man City.

De Zerbi has been given the money, but he’s basically rebuilding the attack while the season is already underway. At what point does spending become squad churn rather than squad building?

[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

The banana in your kitchen is a sterile mutant that can't reproduce. Every single one is a clone, and nearly the entire global export supply traces back to one plant raised in an English greenhouse in the 1830s.

Wild bananas are stuffed with hard seeds the size of peppercorns. Barely any flesh. Around 7,000 years ago, farmers in New Guinea stumbled on rare mutants carrying three sets of chromosomes instead of two. An odd number can't split evenly during reproduction, so seed-making fails and the plant pours everything into flesh. Those tiny black specks in the middle of your banana are the remains of seeds that never developed.

Perfect fruit, one catch. No seeds means no planting. Growing another one requires cutting a shoot off the base and sticking it in the ground.

A clone.

Back in the 1830s, the Duke of Devonshire's gardener raised one of these plants at Chatsworth House. His family name was Cavendish. Cuttings descended from that greenhouse now make up 99% of bananas exported on Earth, genetically identical from Ecuador to the Philippines.

Identical genes means a fungus that kills one plant kills all of them. And it already happened. Gros Michel, the banana everyone ate before 1960, was wiped out commercially by a soil fungus called Panama disease. The industry quietly swapped in the Cavendish, a lookalike that resisted it, and most shoppers never noticed their banana had been replaced.

A new strain called TR4 kills Cavendish too. No cure exists, the spores survive in soil for decades, and it has spread to more than 20 countries. Late 2025 it reached Ecuador, the world's biggest exporter.

The world already lost its banana once and got handed a body double. The body double is dying the same way.

[Threat Level Midnight @__tichi__]

Naona tuko wengi sana having this wish. May it come through for all of us✨