Mikalee Mooney

👶🏼Momma ⚜️Southern Belle 📚Nerd 🍎Educator

[Mikalee Mooney @MikaleeM]

@JasmineForUS Texas may not have chosen you, but so many women and young girls see themselves in you across the nation. We need your voice in our government! Blessings for your next endeavor ✨

[Cheri DiNovo @CheriDiNovo]

You know who's not on the Epstein list? Drag Queens who read children stories in libraries

[i can be your long lost pal @PallaviGunalan]

i love the weekend, it's so fun and relaxing to desperately cram every errand of survival i can't fit into the rest of my life into the same 48 hours i'm supposed to spend with friends and family life is but a dream

[mary b @maryebaldwin_]

people NEED to get out of their small, close-minded towns & educate themselves beyond what they were taught growing up… it’s okay to have your own views and opinions. it’s okay to change.

[Peach PRC @peachprc]

my ex thought the eggs in my ovaries had shells on them. and i think about that every time a man makes a decision on womens bodies.

[Mikalee Mooney @MikaleeM]

Today heaven means door dashing Chinese & daddy on bath AND night bottle duty tonight. What more could a momma ask for? ☺️🥲

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

The problem with this country is people who make $700 per hour have convinced people who make $25 per hour that people who make $7.25 per hour are the problem.

[Mikalee Mooney @MikaleeM]

Josh humming project bitch to our newborn son while he rocks him to sleep.... 😆

[Mikalee Mooney @MikaleeM]

39 weeks pregnant taking care of my man bc “this can’t be a normal cold” 😑🙄

[Mikalee Mooney @MikaleeM]

Trust me dude, I feel the entirety of this right now 🥲

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

The majority of bones in a person who is nine months pregnant are in the uterus.

[Mikalee Mooney @MikaleeM]

Make this happen @waze

[Laura Bailey @LauraBaileyVO]

I want Moira Rose as my gps voice

[Mikalee Mooney @MikaleeM]

Every single episode of queer eye makes me cry happy tears😭🥰

[Mikalee Mooney @MikaleeM]

“Babe looks like you got cheek implants, you’re still cute though! I’m sure it’s bc of the baby”

...he thinks he’s being nice telling me pregnancy has made my face chubby 😑

[Mikalee Mooney @MikaleeM]

I’m gonna be a little salty if my baby doesn’t really look like me.. but then again being a clone of his dad will be precious so win-win👶🏼

[jodie @jodieegrace]

just found out I ratio’d someone today