@TheBonfireSXM The dude with his hand up Elmo's ass was not found innocent. Charges were dropped because the statute of limitations had expired by the time the victims started pressing charges. He didn't even deny it. He claimed he didn't know their ages.
@elonmusk I wish people would stop incorrectly calling it the "Fermi" paradox. Fermi didn't say this. He questioned the feasibility of interstellar travel. Two completely different scientists came up with this incorrect interpretation and named it after him. It's not even a paradox.
@christinemevans is correct, it's Ding Dong Ditch. Bobby and his "ring and run" need to sue their school.
Also, there's no such thing as a "drawring".
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@robertkelly It wasn't a rumor, Jacob is lying. Google it. Townsend was arrested for CP and claimed it was for research. It's on all major news outlets.
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