Mika Rekai

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[Mika Rekai @MikaOnInternets]

Every girl loves a sensitive bad boy who only she can understand. That's why my celebrity crush is Hunter Biden.

[Mika Rekai @MikaOnInternets]

But what if we tried to be....
A Grown Up Country??

[Mika Rekai @MikaOnInternets]

Its the new generation's Moonlanding moment, only it's not impressive and doesn't mean much.

[Mika Rekai @MikaOnInternets]

Someone said "King Charles" and... yeah, we aren't going to do this, right?

[Mika Rekai @MikaOnInternets]

Irish pubs are going to be so lit tonight.

[Ash Dylan @AshDylanLit]

a lot of people don't know this but it's canon that when Merry returned to the Shire he opened a romance bookshop called Brandybuck's Randy Fucks

[Mika Rekai @MikaOnInternets]

@culturaltutor What a stunt queen.

[Mika Rekai @MikaOnInternets]

Today instead of "can I pay with debit" I said "can I use the machine" and I thought I should tell you because aging 50 years in five seconds is a pretty neat trick.

[Mika Rekai @MikaOnInternets]

But why would any writer want to be thick skinned? Why would they want to block out all that juicy juicy content?

[Mika Rekai @MikaOnInternets]

I think I might be thin skinned. I thought I was thick skinned, because I'm funny, but... yeah. That's not true.

[Mika Rekai @MikaOnInternets]

Something I can't stop thinking about? When I was roughly 6 years old, I was taught to swim breaststroke with my knees closed.

[Mika Rekai @MikaOnInternets]

When is the best time to write - when the feelings are screaming or when you dead inside? Don't ask if there is a middle ground. You're better than that.

[Mika Rekai @MikaOnInternets]

The Bear is not just a great show, it is a full buffet of Sad Men you will want to fix with your vagina.

[Mika Rekai @MikaOnInternets]

Not to dunk on someone who's been extremely useful this week but... Cassidy Hutchinson does kind of prove my theory that hanging out with Conservative men ages you.

[Mika Rekai @MikaOnInternets]

Remember that time Winona Ryder maybe tried to steal a hat and didn't work for 15 years?

No one calls that cancel culture. I assume because it was a victimless crime?

[Mika Rekai @MikaOnInternets]

Being furious and heartbroken and terrified is not conducive to doing the hard work required to protect our rights.

Tomorrow, I get off my floor.

[Mika Rekai @MikaOnInternets]

Going to go out and vote NDP even though... their 2022 campaigns efforts... eughhh

[Mika Rekai @MikaOnInternets]

I think my real strength as a teacher is that I've spent my whole life waiting for people to be forced to pay attention to me.

[Mika Rekai @MikaOnInternets]

One of the greatest narrative decisions they made on Drive to Survive was to only bring up the rules of F1 if absolutely needed. As soon as I saw the wiki page on "tire eligibility" my respect for the editors went up up uppp

[Mika Rekai @MikaOnInternets]

Kind of pointless to hope for an end to Cold War mentalities and politics when the world is still run by Baby Boomers.

[Mika Rekai @MikaOnInternets]

I just don't understand how the 1st line of dialog in every scene in Emily in Paris isn't "are you lost little poodle?"