In 8th grade, we had to film an ad for a clock as an assignment. One guy’s ad was just him screaming and threatening the viewer for 30 seconds and then a voiceover said “Dave is not just president of the company, he’s also a client.” I loved it. The teacher made him redo it.
conversation i just had with my dad
dad comes up to the bathroom door
dad: are you on the toilet
me: yeah
dad: what does a nonbinary person do on a toilet
me: ??
dad: they/she/it