Mike Hofmann

Just a lat guy living in an ab guys world. Covid-19 survivor, all around excellent guy

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@Frank_Catena Don’t even say nuttin to me boyyy

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Offer still stands but with $600 this time

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If you’re struggling to pay bills bc you can’t work and you want my $1200 check let me know I’m literally rich as sin and I don’t need it

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@Frank_Catena All that hard work paid off baby

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Very much looking forward to the Roaring Twenties 2

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@Frank_Catena Lmaooo yeah dude I just gotta keep grinding

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@J_Rueb15 They have these cool things called jackets, you should check em out

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I took off from work tomorrow so I could do something fun outdoors and now there’s 100% chance of rain literally all day

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I didn’t see anyone post the greens beans potatoes tomatoes video this year and I’m very disappointed in all of you

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I started watching Monk and it’s a pretty good show #BigShalhoubGuy

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@StupidDumbasss

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I can’t stop thinking about how bad this joke is

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200 years in the future... “Honey, have you seen my iPhone 378? I need it to preorder my PS6.”

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@nicksigona @J_Rueb15 @Frank_Catena @TwitterPolice And I also I don’t get girls with or without acne but you gotta think no acne would make it easier

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Pretty cool how wearing a mask at the gym has given me acne all around my mouth and there’s no proof that masks actually work lol

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@nicksigona @J_Rueb15 @Frank_Catena @TwitterPolice Don’t get me wrong dude I wear the mask everywhere don’t worry. And I still got Covid so you can see my frustration

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@J_Rueb15 @nicksigona @Frank_Catena @TwitterPolice Man you make one hyperbolic statement about masks when you’re pissed about a pimple or two and everybody loses their mind

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@Frank_Catena @nicksigona I mean if I had a preference I’ll take the lower death rate with zero economic repercussions and no acne on my face from a mask. The acne being the main thing though

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@nicksigona Alright I’m sold then. What do you make of places like Sweden and Norway who never had any masks mandated or lockdowns and barely have any deaths now though?

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@J_Rueb15 You would never work out regardless

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@nicksigona Why did all the cities/countries that had mask mandates since the summer all have huge spikes recently

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@J_Rueb15 If you do this every day you might get jacked in about 80 years