Mike LaTaurus (Potentially A Bulbous Oaf)

I’m not a man…I’m an idea. Well sure…I am a man and a handsome one BUT I’m an idea dammit! I love finding out that I am wrong. That means I've learned!

[Mike LaTaurus (Potentially A Bulbous Oaf) @Mike_Lataurus]

@sharkincrisis It’s the Death Wish of today

[Mike LaTaurus (Potentially A Bulbous Oaf) @Mike_Lataurus]

@JesseKellyDC Oh and…pussies should know that they’re pussies.

[Mike LaTaurus (Potentially A Bulbous Oaf) @Mike_Lataurus]

@JesseKellyDC Yup

[Mike LaTaurus (Potentially A Bulbous Oaf) @Mike_Lataurus]

Wow

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The politicians imprison people to hide their crimes

[Mike LaTaurus (Potentially A Bulbous Oaf) @Mike_Lataurus]

Conservatives are “mean”. Progressives are violent.

[Mike LaTaurus (Potentially A Bulbous Oaf) @Mike_Lataurus]

@Eric_Schmitt What a brown-noser! ;-)

[Mike LaTaurus (Potentially A Bulbous Oaf) @Mike_Lataurus]

@JChimirie66677

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@Codie_Sanchez SMB

[Mike LaTaurus (Potentially A Bulbous Oaf) @Mike_Lataurus]

Circular firing squad but they don’t care because facts don’t matter.

[Sophia Rosa @SophiaRose95749]

Just watched this wild Matt Walsh interview and I’m still cracking up This Republican councilman from Indiana, Ryan Webb, decides to “come out” as a trans lesbian woman of color. Same dude, no changes to his appearance, keeps the male pronouns, but suddenly he’s the first “LGBTQ+ woman of color” on the Delaware County Council. He sits down with Matt Walsh, deadpan the whole time, explaining how brave it was to come out of three closets at once. The trans community? They lost their minds and rejected him immediately. Turns out identity politics has gatekeepers after all. The hypocrisy is next-level. For years we’ve been told gender and race are just “social constructs” and anyone can identify as anything. But the second a straight white Republican guy tries to play the game by their own rules? Nope. Not valid. You don’t get to join the club.This whole thing perfectly exposes how ridiculous the whole ideology has become. It’s not about genuine dysphoria or lived experience anymore it’s a power game with ever-shifting rules that only apply when it’s convenient. Ryan didn’t change a thing physically. He just said the magic words and watched the left eat itself. Absolute satire gold. If this doesn’t wake people up to how insane things have gotten, I don’t know what will. Watch the full thing you won’t regret it. Link in the reel or search Matt Walsh Ryan Webb. What do you think is this the peak of clown world or are we still climbing? #MattWalsh #IdentityPolitics

[Mike LaTaurus (Potentially A Bulbous Oaf) @Mike_Lataurus]

@RepJayapal @RashidaTlaib I would have thought there would be more

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Funny

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I am truly perplexed that so many people are against mosques being built...

I think it should be the goal of every Western Society to be tolerant regardless of their religious beliefs. Thus mosques should be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance.

That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be opened next door to the mosque, thereby promoting tolerance from within the mosque. We could call one of the clubs, which would be gay, "The Turban Cowboy ", and the other a topless bar called "You Mecca Me Hot."

Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork, and adjacent to that an open-pit barbecue pork restaurant, called "Iraq o' Ribs."

Across the street there could be a lingerie store called "Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret ", with sexy mannequins in the window modeling the goods.

Next door to the lingerie shop there would be room for an adult sex toy shop, "Koranal Knowledge ", its name in flashing neon lights, and on the other side an off-licence called "Morehammered."

All of this would encourage Muslims to demonstrate the tolerance they demand of us, so their mosque issue would not be a problem for others.

[Mike LaTaurus (Potentially A Bulbous Oaf) @Mike_Lataurus]

@CynicalPublius Reminds me of how much Sherman hated the press too. He also knew a thing or two about the American Fighting Man.

[Mike LaTaurus (Potentially A Bulbous Oaf) @Mike_Lataurus]

I’m going to look at starting something like this in my American hometown.

[Miss Jo @therealmissjo]

In France there is a new activity that the Left is getting their knickers in a twist about.

Le Canon Français is running massive banquets. For about £70 you can have great food and drinks and spend time singing patriotic songs.

The “Far Left” is furious.

LFI says it has evidence of racist chanting, and of immigrant staff being insulted. With pork regularly on the menu, they say the feasts are purposely designed to exclude Muslims and vegetarians.

Meanwhile, everyday people who love France, love food and beer are having the time of their lives.

[Miss Jo @therealmissjo]

In France there is a new activity that the Left is getting their knickers in a twist about.

Le Canon Français is running massive banquets. For about £70 you can have great food and drinks and spend time singing patriotic songs.

The “Far Left” is furious.

LFI says it has evidence of racist chanting, and of immigrant staff being insulted. With pork regularly on the menu, they say the feasts are purposely designed to exclude Muslims and vegetarians.

Meanwhile, everyday people who love France, love food and beer are having the time of their lives.

[Mike LaTaurus (Potentially A Bulbous Oaf) @Mike_Lataurus]

@SharylAttkisson Thank you for your work. It should be more widely consumed. Especially by those that disagree because they have “facts” from different sources.

[Mike LaTaurus (Potentially A Bulbous Oaf) @Mike_Lataurus]

@rgoodlaw The jarhead on this list is kinda pitiful…three Navy Commendation medals…ooohhh aaahhhh…nothing burger.

[Mike LaTaurus (Potentially A Bulbous Oaf) @Mike_Lataurus]

To paraphrase…This is a big fucking deal…

[JD Vance @JDVance]

Henry Nowak died the same way a civilization dies: abandoned, handcuffed by authorities who neither trusted nor cared for him, and accused of hate crimes he did not commit. His murder is as tragic as it is enraging. He should still be alive today, and he would be if the last few generations of European elites had stood their ground against the politics of self-hatred and the mass invasion of migrants, many of whom despise the West and the people who love it.

Henry was far from the first to so needlessly lose his life, and I fear he won’t be the last. Each time a life like his is lost, the proper response—the only response—is righteous anger. One of the most important things the Trump administration has proven to the world is that stopping the flow of mass migration and defending national sovereignty is a matter of political will and leadership. Anything else is an excuse.

It is because we love the West that we want to preserve it. We love our civilization. We love our country. We love our children. And nobody—nobody—should ever die the way that Henry Nowak died. May God comfort those who loved him, and may God rest his soul.

[Mike LaTaurus (Potentially A Bulbous Oaf) @Mike_Lataurus]

Too funny to not repost. Good job HF!

[Heritage Foundation @Heritage]

Right-wing extremism is so uncommon that left-wing extremists have to fund it.

[Mike LaTaurus (Potentially A Bulbous Oaf) @Mike_Lataurus]

hey @IndieChefster you won't let me reply. So I thought I'd try this because I think it's weird that you know about my love for pedometers. When I strap one on I instantly fall into the Zeigarnik Effect. I do find it strange that you would know this about me. And I also find it strange that you seem to see other pedometer aficionados all over the place.
Weirdo

Hey @FitbitSupport did this whack job hack your database???

[Mike LaTaurus (Potentially A Bulbous Oaf) @Mike_Lataurus]

This is funny

[BRITAIN IS BROKEN 🇬🇧 @BROKENBRITAIN0]

This is me and my new religiously exempt blade

If I don’t carry this my magical elephant god will hate me