Mike Puke

drinkin that funky juice and melting my brain externally on the web for entertainment. Let me be clear. this is a satire account. I also make music

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That’s enough char for that baby corn

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Hitting the poop yart at the poop festival

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She might not be lying to you now but she willlllll

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Delusional and delirious

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Like zoinks scoob theres squish cheese in my drink!

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New cereal idea: capital cruice

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Can you imagine dressing alt every day just to pull a regular ass bitch?

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Loose 10 year plan to be a multimillionaire

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Suckin butt and takin names

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Tin can string man loose again

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And for my next act I’m going to knock everything in this girls apartment over

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Everything hurts and this kinda sucks :/

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Sorry I can’t hear you over this boner

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Me AND my baby some temu warriors 😩

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I heard he outgrew his dwarfism

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Last quarter coming up let’s get it

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24 hour kazoo repair

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Wrote the first time in a minute today, felt good

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Convincing security these are ACTUALLY sugar cubes and like real sugar cubes not drugs

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Starting a cover band that just does gay remixed covers