Mike Scorpio 🇺🇸

Sir (Mike)/Hey (Mike)/Yo (Mike). INFP. Scorpion. Vilomah. Philosopher. Chef. Citizen of the Republic of American States. Unaffiliated politically.

[Mike Scorpio 🇺🇸 @Mike_Scorpio]

Do you have the open mind to read this?

https://t.co/MNGnKcNtlN

#GunReform #GunViolence #GunLaws #2ndAmendment #SchoolSafety #AR15

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@hwinkler4real Same here. Watched you and the Happy Days gang on Channel 7 in NYC, Tuesday nights!

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@Rocktober2025 @SportsGurl87 @KyleClark 💯

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@KnicksMuse I have a pinched nerve in my neck (feels like whiplash) and spent the entire ECF in bed after complications from a prostate biopsy. But that's okay because the @NYKnicks are champions of the @NBA!

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@BigJGerrymander @BleacherReport "Gerrymander"?

SIT YOUR $5 ASS DOWN! 🤡

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@RealTimers #RTOvertime Not so much criminally as theoretically, can the SCOTUS justices who voted for Trump's immunity be accused of aiding and abetting a criminal?

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"The One Where The @NYKnicks Cleared Cap Space For @JalenBrunson1" a.k.a. "See, What Had Happened Was..."

[Adrian Wojnarowski @wojespn]

The Knicks are trading center Nerlens Noel and guard Alec Burks to the Pistons, sources tell ESPN. The Knicks will unload $19M more in salary, clearing the way for cap space to try and sign free agent guard Jalen Brunson.

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Why not? #nyknicks #Knicks #KnicksTape #JalenBrunson #NBAPlayoffs #NBAFinals #NBAonABC #nbaonespn #NYKvsSAS #captainclutch #knicksspurs #KnicksIn26 #knicksinfive #Knicksinfive @NY_KnicksPR @nyknicks @joshhart @jalenbrunson1

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@MartyLenzNews @DanishDesign @ludlam_david @KyleClark Thor blocked me because I hurt his feelings. I'm honored.

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@TheKnicksWall @Ryan2Gray @nyknicks

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@alanhahn
@nyknicks @KnicksMSGN
@MSGNetworks @Rosenbergradio
@DHRonESPN
@DonLagreca
A little Google AI. Who you got? Predator Brunson or Super Brunson?

#Knicks #KnicksTape @jalenbrunson1

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@DanishDesign @ludlam_david @KyleClark You would not have been missed. Keep walking.

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@alanhahn @DonLagreca @Rosenbergradio @DHRonESPN

Do you guys wanna use one of Kenny Atkinson's post-game quotes for Drop Madness next year? Lol

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@NBCNews Never has this planet ever been so populated with so many people who wish for one person's end. We're talking billions.

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https://t.co/1171jaXu1V

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@TeamBobbyEwing @BenStiller 15 minutes of fame. Awww!

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Would have been nice if more of Isiah's Pistons fans voted for Hilary Clinton in 2016.

[Art Candee 🍿🥤 @ArtCandee]

The "five presidents" at Rev. Jesse Jackson's memorial service get another round of applause:

"President Harris, President Clinton, President Bill Clinton, First Lady Jill Biden, President Biden, and Chicago's own southside President Barack Obama."

This made me giggle.

😁

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@ArtCandee Would've been nice if more of Isiah's Pistons fans voted for Hilary Clinton in 2016.

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@alanhahn @DonLagreca @Rosenbergradio @DHRonESPN

Why not, right?

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@BoettcherBoy @KeshaRose @WhiteHouse You jacked off to the photo though.

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@alanhahn @DonLagreca @Rosenbergradio @DHRonESPN
If Inspector Gadget could dunk a basketball, he would dunk it like Victor Wembanyama.