Mike Witkowski

The one and only

[Mike Witkowski @Mike_Witkowski]

@egcurtin save some girls for @stevecurtin1 #wisdom>youth

[Mike Witkowski @Mike_Witkowski]

@stevecurtin1 I hope you make the right decision regarding your slurpee dilemma...maybe this tweet will help lmao #startingearly

[Mike Witkowski @Mike_Witkowski]

My burgers are lonely cause my fries never make it home...#wendys

[Mike Witkowski @Mike_Witkowski]

Just pulled away from my 5 yr olds in bowling. It took 8 frames to get seperation.....embarassing

[Mike Witkowski @Mike_Witkowski]

@kellyfriedrichs downstairs at where?

[Mike Witkowski @Mike_Witkowski]

I need sum extra reps

[Mike Witkowski @Mike_Witkowski]

@Brienne_Kelly tear shit up or what? #jealous is it too late to switch camps?? #ifuckedup

[Mike Witkowski @Mike_Witkowski]

@paigetHOLLA 12 lol dont sleep on me

[Mike Witkowski @Mike_Witkowski]

@kellyfriedrichs It was nice finally seeing you.....and is Tim still alive? Havent seen that kind in forever. #theoriginalcrew

[Mike Witkowski @Mike_Witkowski]

@paigetholla real friends over followers #respect #butialwayswin

[Mike Witkowski @Mike_Witkowski]

Brewers fans have been outcheering the cubs fans all game. @freetickets @honestly

[Mike Witkowski @Mike_Witkowski]

If you win use we. If you lose use I.

[Mike Witkowski @Mike_Witkowski]

@stevecurtin1 you can sleep when you die

[Mike Witkowski @Mike_Witkowski]

@Sky21King #Ballup Plays defense like half the NBA teams in the regular season.

[Mike Witkowski @Mike_Witkowski]

@ESPN Why do you torture me with womens softball?

[Mike Witkowski @Mike_Witkowski]

@stevecurtin1 You gonna miss the harper paninis? Discounted paninis as a matter of fact #liketakingcandyfromababy

[Mike Witkowski @Mike_Witkowski]

@dougfilipek Who ya got winning the series?

[Mike Witkowski @Mike_Witkowski]

@FameMonster07 Better now that im not sick anymore lol what have you been up to?

[Tony Reali @TonyReali]

Extra reps on the ShakeWeight tonight. Mute Hand will be on blast tomorrow.

[Mike Witkowski @Mike_Witkowski]

@notthefakeSVP Can I get a RT for wanting to take Lebron's headband off, put it in my shorts, and see if he puts it back on. #insecurities