Mike Aley

Adventure hiker, cycling addict, sarcastic humorist and owner of this man's best friend (Richie)

[Mike Aley @MikeAleyaz]

@AngryBlackLady This is Lexy she was given up because her owner moved to Chicago, I’ve had her for 9 wonderful years #ilovedogs

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@mrmikeMTL Long Island Tea 😀

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@RpsAgainstTrump Even the family and friends of the band were a hard pass….😂

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@KlevenoZilla @AdamKinzinger And R’s believed that so called “sabotage “ and didn’t show up rather show up and “show the libtards”? Get some help

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@MeidasTouch Standing Room Only 😂

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@end3of6days9 Easy…,,yeti cooler

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@realstewpeters Yep they’re all crooks so…..

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@Andie00471 So ridiculous!! Any pool owner in Phoenix can tell you once the summer comes without 10 hours of circulating and lots of shock and chlorine it’s going green. That water doesn’t move and gets sun all day.

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@_ayandamay As a former hotel manager it’s a trend that started at higher level hotels/resorts 20 years ago and not going away. Its nickel and dime people but that’s where we are, same with resort fees

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@sm I had 30 years of the 108’s….no more. Traded the desert brown for trees and green of NC

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@BythePeople18 Thought the UGC 🤡 was paying?? Hmmm more corruption

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

Trump will release the video evidence of vandals cutting a 350 ft gash in the Reflecting Pool lining when he releases the Epstein files, and proof that the 2020 election was stolen, and evidence that the ICE agents who killed Americans acted in self defense, and

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@Mollyploofkins @SethAbramson Exactly!! Yep fresh sealant and let’s drive 200k pounds of car over it….here’s your real culprit maybe with that $14 million he can buy a new suit 🤔

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@MustangDavis @LucasSa56947288 Cuz lard ass couldn’t walk down it….idiot in chief

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@samstein 77 million will believe that…

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Yep that’s who I’d hire to to surface my pool…..crony of cronies 🤡

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@acaseofthegolf1 After this weekend I knew I’d see this Ryan 😂 miss the Monday Q last few years since they moved it. But I moved too! #NC

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@cutiieepie6 🔥🔥🔥

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@Mike_kim714 Enjoy and well played. Besides airport beer post round a solid #2

[Mike Aley @MikeAleyaz]

@OldGloryReed @CPowers14 But a lot of Gen Z will hate it cuz dad’s shirt is tucked in and he’s not wearing an upside printed good good hat…

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Taking a floating paint chip out of the Reflecting Pool is vandalism.

Smearing shit on the walls of the Capitol is patriotism.

Got it.