Mike A

[Tom Elliott @tomselliott]

I'll personally pledge $300 for Peter to livestream himself walking the following route, unarmed, after 9 PM on any weekend night

[Joe Rogan @joerogan]

A HUGE HONOR! Thank you!

[AriZona Iced Tea @DrinkAriZona]

AriZona Iced Tea has been 99 cents for 30 years

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[Mike A @MikeAqu]

@nickxoli Calm down Ricky Bobby

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

Us watching you attempt to outrun something you tried to pspspspspspsps after we specifically said not to

[JD Vance @JDVance]

Visited a local creek in East Palestine today. These waterways are still very polluted. It’s time for Norfolk Southern to finish the cleanup. Check this video out:

[Mike A @MikeAqu]

Where is Mr Prezbo when you need him?

[Fox News @FoxNews]

Outrage on Twitter after Baltimore reveals zero students proficient in math across 23 schools: ‘FAILURE' https://t.co/k6W3xKyfuG

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Time it took to reach 1 million users:

1. Netflix → 3.5 years
2. Airbnb → 2.5 years
3. Twitter → 2 years
4. Facebook → 10 months
5. Spotify → 5 months
6. Instagram → 2.5 months
7. ChatGPT → 5 days

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

By the soft glow of the Christmas tree, your friends and family gather.

Your boyfriend, we'll call him Jeremy, of FIVE (not long at all) YEARS - gets down on one knee......

Your mom begins recording on her iPad as your aunt starts screaming.

[Mike A @MikeAqu]

@louisparoska Forever? It’s the fair play stuff it’s like a 3rd or 4th tie breaker

[Mike A @MikeAqu]

@louisparoska Nah just beat Iran and we are good

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@bennyjohnson @kathygriffin Actually, she was suspended for impersonating a comedian

[Ramzy Nasrallah @ramzy]

Very clever of the Browns to dress up like a functioning NFL franchise tonight, amazing costume 10/10

[Mike A @MikeAqu]

@louisparoska Gensley is the only one who bites.

[e-beth @ebeth360]

INBOX:
People have regrets
#pasen

[FanDuel Sports Network Cleveland @FanDuelSN_CLE]

.@3JimDonovan shares his thoughts on Browns' fans booing the team after yesterday's game

[Mike A @MikeAqu]

@hourly_shitpost @downvideobot

[Annie Agar @AnnieAgar]

Live look at the Bears trying to revive their WR corps