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I'm a liar and a dog Fucker!

Mailbag 5/11/2021
48:14

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I'm a middle aged man, but I can still get an erection.

A.D. #588

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You know I almost fought a rabbi.

AD: #574 FJTT

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I'm sorry your life didn't work out how you wanted it to and you're looking for someone to blame you fucking cunts.

AD #566 Feeling Peachy.

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All you pussy Republicans can suck your own dicks, you fucking loser, you gutless coward little fucking losers.

Ep: The freeway is closed, but not for me. Oct 26, 2020.

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Sooo. I should stop saying TCB lightning bolt, & say BAS. Thumbs down, business as usual

Ep: New Tires!

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I feel bad for this woman.
Because she's attractive, & her pet just died.
Bubbles Gibbons!

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Sheriff, busts me. Throws the cuffs on me, puts me in the backseat. Starts running down a list of charges, and then about an hour into the drive he goes
" hey buddy you got to pull over and pee?"
And I'm like
"No, I peed in the pupfish lake thing."

Sept 21, 2020 Ep: Pupfish

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Oh my God, I think I'm getting sunburned on my penis.

Scary Adventure Death Gratitude Hike

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I don't think there's any man that's strait on the planet.

AD #549

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Wanna know what else is a protest song?
Wang Dang Sweet Poontang.

AD# 549

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https://t.co/rNx5yAH4qP

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I got two more jars of two turtle food comin. They'll probably arrive tomorrow.

AD: #548

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Does it count as sitting if your buttholes not touching anything?

AD #540 Bonus Bits.

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@AfterDisaster It's pretty good right?

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@AfterDisaster I want him to eat it, & tell me how good it is.

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@link3273 @AfterDisaster It's fucking better than you'd think it would be

AD: #537

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@DomEsclovon @AfterDisaster Put It In Your Mouth!!!

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Put It In Your Mouth!!!

AD #537