Mike Citera

Standup Comic/Actor/guy who loves cake.

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There should forreal be a Wikipedia/IMDB style website where it’s just 2 second videos of every famous person ever (actor, athlete, musician, politician etc.) saying/properly pronouncing their name.

Why is this not a thing?

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ReCAPTCHA verification on websites really love to say “click the bicycles!” And there are none. Just one giant motorcycle, so you have to click “skip.”

Is THAT the only thing stopping robots from taking over? Their inability to differentiate motorcycles and bicycles?

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If anyone wants to know how lonely it is living alone during a pandemic... I am now attracted to a claymation woman in a Best Buy commercial.

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Pizza Hut and Dominos email me like EVERY DAY. Chilllll bro. I didn’t forget what pizza is.

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Last night we got pretty turnt https://t.co/PIsdq0XGD5

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Don't get drunk and go to this. Don't get drunk and go to this.... https://t.co/57ZuJ8OYiv

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Doyerrrrrssss! https://t.co/cL9Ad3zuk1

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Lunch like a BOSS(ton Market). https://t.co/r2td9SsBXO

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Catch me and @natashaknapton getting into shenanigans tonight on Idiotest. 10 PM ON GSN yoooo! https://t.co/Asb0Zepz4l

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Anyone who can eat soup from a bread bowl using less than 17 napkins is for sure a witch.

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My standup show is tonight. 830 @ Ha Ha Cafe. FREE before 9! It's gonna be awesome. You should… https://t.co/e7wkuDqwAU

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"The Berenstain Bears and the Grove." #Citeras #autobotsrollout #family https://t.co/o30Fy3NTFY

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Family came by today to watch me spit some Universal knowledge :) #sistersister https://t.co/lfpbUrBzRT

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Just doing a little Friday night reading... https://t.co/Mo7PnFEXUt

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Step it up, Ravenclaw. You guys are getting yo ASS kicked! #housecupstandings @ The Wizarding… https://t.co/MPHHytmOKz

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@imtherielest @MTVPartyStories @MTVPartyStory :)

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Here's a slightly blurry photo of myself and @inVINCEible_83 before smashing a scene last night.… https://t.co/6JCcbWtcfh

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@imtherielest @MTVPartyStories thanks girl!! :) I got plenty of crazy adventures like that one. Put me back in the game @MTVPartyStory 😛

[kenzie ✩ @imtherielest]

@MikeCitera your story never gets old https://t.co/oEa1tlmSiG

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Can I finally admit that the revenant is like my 18th favorite DiCaprio film? I'm so glad he won tho. Yesssss! :) #oscars