Mike Cokurtz

Lifelong Boston Fan | FOODIE 😊 and Gambler 🎲

[nikoo 🇬🇷🇬🇷 @kardiackap]

joke so bad she got Nick Chubb to clap back! LFGGG Batman

[Rob Perez @WorldWideWob]

I have found my favorite League Pass content of the season.

The Cleveland Cavaliers DONT BLINK CAM, where Sir C.C. takes a leaf-blower and blasts you in the face.

The contestant who keeps their eyes open the longest wins.

The result:

[RickRaptor105 @RickRaptor105]

The Moby Dick fandom is dying.

Retweet if you're a true Dickhead.

[Dweller @One_Way_Home]

Another classic from the 90’s…this is the last skit Sandler and Farley did together on SNL.

[BaseballHistoryNut @nut_history]

Major League Baseball is aired in the morning for Japan. So technically they eat breakfast with it being on television.

Here’s their #openingday commercial. No hyperbole, when I say this, it might be greater than any US MLB commercial I’ve seen. Well done and worth the watch for any baseball fan.

[UAE Exotic Falconry & Finance @FalconryFinance]

the shape store

[Becks @BecksWelker]

The NBA is truly the best league on the planet because the stars have aligned to have one of the greatest players in NBA history hosting an event at a Speedway in Berea

[Guardians Win Hive @GuardsWinHive]

No caps today, as today we commemorate an extremely sad loss. A memorial post of sorts, for a beloved member of the Guardians community. Rest in peace to the account of an absolute legend, known across the globe as Cylouie__. Gone, but never forgotten. 🥀🥀#GuardsWinHive

[Mike Cokurtz @MikeCokurtz]

Butt Rock

[huffy @sulkingtime]

we need an official term for this imagine dragons genre so we can more effectively target and destroy it

[Mike Cokurtz @MikeCokurtz]

Deshaun Watson is a criminal rapist who deserves to be behind bars

[Ohio State Football @OhioStateFB]

𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗧𝗿𝗮𝗶𝗹𝗲𝗿 𝗩𝗼𝗹.𝟭 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗝𝗼𝘂𝗿𝗻𝗲𝘆 🍿🔥🎥

[Mike Cokurtz @MikeCokurtz]

And on the third day RuPaul rose from the dead - Biden

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

REPORT: Not only has President Biden declared Easter Sunday 2024 as Transgender Day of Visibility, but he is banning religious-themed Easter egg designs at the Easter Egg Roll event.

How Catholic of him.

The White House is banning National Guard children from submitting Easter egg designs that include "questionable content, religious symbols, overtly religious themes, or partisan political statements."

The art contest is a tradition at the White House Easter Egg Roll however the Catholic president doesn't want to see anything religious-themed.

Shameful.

[9mmSMG @9mmsmg]

Is born.
Becomes the funniest comedian of all time.
Gets cancer and tells no one.
Refuses to elaborate.
Dies.
"I didn't even know he was sick"

[Mike Cokurtz @MikeCokurtz]

@DanielCane1970 @RDolan33 You’ve got NIL money coming in from a deal? I thought you’ve said before there was no deal?

[Mike Cokurtz @MikeCokurtz]

Me to my gf when I had 17 whiskey diets and I can’t get up

[Jersey Jerry @Jerrythekid21]

We are trying everything. I’m sorry. My body is crushed

[Disclose.tv @disclosetv]

JUST IN - Gun tycoon Gaston Glock (94) is dead.

[Mike Cokurtz @MikeCokurtz]

I’m the highest person in the airport for once 🥇

[Mike Cokurtz @MikeCokurtz]

Just had a ghost shit, it’s a Christmas miracle

[Mike Cokurtz @MikeCokurtz]

@BrooksAustinBA I’m getting word that this goes higher than we ever thought