Mike Crosoft, CEO of Microsoft

CEO of Microsoft Inc.
Gamer, father, computerized fursona enthusiast.
Sigma male.
*PARODY ACCOUNT NO AFFILIATION WITH MICROSOFT*

[Mike Crosoft, CEO of Microsoft @MikeCrosoftreal]

Remembering the time I went to E3 with my Halo fursuit. What a time!

#E3 #Xbox #XboxSeriesX #furry #God #Father

~ Mike Crosoft

[Mike Crosoft, CEO of Microsoft @MikeCrosoftreal]

where the hoes at

[Mike Crosoft, CEO of Microsoft @MikeCrosoftreal]

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@Hideki_Naganuma Hideki I'm the person in the picture

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@Hideki_Naganuma What the fuck

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@Hideki_Naganuma I can beat you easily in a fight, Hideki. You are too weak and too scared to face me man to man

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@MikeCrosoftreal @whymicrosoft My Microsoft surface duo
4 months old. It Fell from 20 cm. Causing Strange bright Light. Microsoft wants 700 to repair 1 Display. the price for New surface duo is 700 now. No spare Displays to buy from 3ed Party. No respect or help. Im stuck

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[Mike Crosoft, CEO of Microsoft @MikeCrosoftreal]

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@Hideki_Naganuma Is this you Hideki?

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@sterophonick what the fuck is verbose

[Mike Crosoft, CEO of Microsoft @MikeCrosoftreal]

This whole "Abandoned" fiasco is weird as fuck. Thank God we only employ good people like Todd Howard at Microsoft! #blessed

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chocolate chip coochie 🤤

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