Mike Deever

Personal Bleeter of @MikeDeeverSWI. CEO, Chairman & father of 5 (all are not mine). Likes golfing, enjoying the seas, & partying in Vinewood. **PARODY**

[Mike Deever @MikeDeeverSA]

( Please don’t take anything this character says/tweets seriously. This character and associated/related entities are a blend of seriousness & parody ala Rockstar’s Grand Theft Auto satire. [1/2] )

[Mike Deever @MikeDeeverSA]

On the porcelain throne again after eating a couple of 15 layer Bombin’ Stuffed Burritos & two of Taco Bomb’s famous (or perhaps infamous) Los Santos nachos. Boy do I love Los Santos, where you could eat as much as you want & become a land-whale & people will praise you for it

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@SSkelh Did you eat Taco Bomb too?

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@cccgta @JThompsonTWH @ChambersIntlRP The concept artist that drew that needs to be fired. But look at the ass on that jet! Sexy!

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@PeterCGTA What you’re more than likely going to find is an overachieving female who probably has darker skin. Because, you know, Los Santos.

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@CosmicMillerSA @JThompsonTWH @JessTSAHP

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This current presidency.

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@CosmicMillerSA >>mfw politicians are mentally deficient. South American politicians are better anyway.

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@MarkusJ_LSSD I was one of the brats. I’m just too sneaky for you.

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@AlyxandraVance @ceboluvsdeath Suit? That smile is weirding me out.

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@KateMayGTA Slap his ass with it like a twisted up towel.

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@AlyxandraVance That is a bunch of hooey.

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One of their vehicles almost killed me once. I hav been hearing some have been disappearing from the streets, never to be seen again. Except for, well, there have been burnt out husks of OmniCabs I’ve seen around the Port of Los Santos lately.

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@Ted_Morgan94 //*including me

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@Ted_Morgan94 //Not everyone was listening to Charlie. Some people came to their own conclusions and suspected it was you, including Bing.

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@LanaSpeedSA @KronoCorp22 @AlyxandraVance Girls, you have a unclit.

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@KronoCorp22 Shut your goofy asses up. You are defunct because you got ran out like the losers you are.

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@MattPalmerGTA @SSkelh I’d join ya.

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@SantanaRich672 The people that lead that company are doing more spank than me. I wouldn’t consider anything that comes from them to be anything legitimate.

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@KronoCorp22 @OnlyPatronsGTA

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@KronoCorp22 @doublewingchase Like ending up naked on a beach with your kidney missing after a 72 hour coke and alcohol bender with no idea how you got there. Sharing a friend’s story. Totally not my brother-in-law’s story.