Mike du Jour

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[Mike du Jour @MikeduJour]

@Acosta I honestly don't think you're smart enough to understand what you're doing here. I'm starting to feel sorry for you because I know you're trying to point out there's no need for fence but you're point out why the fence works. Don't let me interrupt.

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@pfpicardi @tyler_mitchell @Emma4Change @TeenVogue she's not the POTUS delivering a speech on national security policy.

[Mike du Jour @MikeduJour]

Spanking 101

[Stephanie Hamill @STEPHMHAMILL]

Very unbiased, No opinion, Just Straight news reporter @jonkarl Thinks he can do a better job than @realDonaldTrump . WATCH HIM GET WRECKED .... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 #Shutdown #buildit

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@davidhogg111 I'll take HISTORY STARTED THE DAY I WAS BORN Alex...

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@redlobster We LOVED (past tense) RLobster. We love free speech more. Bye Felecia.

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Mike du Jour for January 09, 2019 | https://t.co/ToELjNXMBl https://t.co/Xl4Lhg4fqM via @GoComics

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@RBPundit are you kidding??? We still don't know where Obama was 9-11-Benghazi and not a reporter seems even slightly curious.

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@bentritt8012 @AOCpress @OfficeOfMike eager to share ME a beer. C'mon man.

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We don't ask baby killers to fund our religion it's time we stop funding theirs.

[Fauci’s Furin Cleavage Site @bodogblog]

@DrLeanaWen With this admission, all federal dollars should be removed from this org.

Regardless of where one falls on what everyone must admit is an intensely personal and sensitive issue, taking money from those who oppose abortion and giving it to providers is not what this country is.

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@TheSharkDaymond @rkelly Misogynist pedo lyrics crooner actually is a misogynist pedo and everybody's shocked??? This is the same logic as keeping out the DEATH TO AMERICA crowd.

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@CoryBooker "The weak

are easily star struck

and can't escape

me grabbing their groceries in the mens room"

-you're welcome to use that.

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@robreiner "Let's pull out our front teeth so we can have a bright and shiny smile again". There's a metaphor for you.

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@shaunking So it wasn't Santa Clause and you're damn lucky someone wasn't killed. You know this is exactly how vigilantes get started right? Cops say "person of interest" for a reason. Grow up.

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@LevNovak Does Snoop know what 70% of his income equals?

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Mike du Jour for January 07, 2019 | https://t.co/ToELjNXMBl https://t.co/63xprkfcSW via @GoComics

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@ewarren "I'm gonna' get me a beer". That's how nauseating a 4 sec. video loop has made me except we don't talk like that. And I'm from Georgia.

[Mike du Jour @MikeduJour]

@christacbryant Sorry I missed you. Traveling over holidays - but don't see any missed correspondence. For future ref: [email protected] 904-349-9510 [email protected] (editor) and twitter. I replied at length in comments section. -ML

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These bad MFR's were also sworn in yesterday.

[Rep. Brian Mast @RepBrianMast]

5 eyes. 5 arms. 4 legs. All American.

Welcome to Congress, @ElectJimBaird & @DanCrenshawTX.

[Mike du Jour @MikeduJour]

@JamCityAntifa Segregation? Sounds like great but I think I've heard it before. Ever heard of "Free Speech"? It's catchy.

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Mike du Jour for January 05, 2019 | https://t.co/ToELjNXMBl https://t.co/VlDZf9EzuK via @GoComics