Michael Bonham

[Michael Bonham @MikeEBon]

“Why so Curious” fantasy name for @DanielDopp @FieldYates

[Michael Bonham @MikeEBon]

Just a friendly reminder. #NeverForget @FieldYates @DanielDopp @MatthewBerryTMR @Stephania_ESPN

[Michael Bonham @MikeEBon]

@meggybon Booooo

[Michael Bonham @MikeEBon]

Thank you @andyroddick for taking the time to chat with me tonight about how my dad was your biggest fan and that was convinced you stole his serve.. Glad you were able to capitalize on that! Until next time at @dumontsdownlow with some @sweetenscovesp1

[Michael Bonham @MikeEBon]

@Deadspin Where’s his insta/YouTube video now? What a waste of talent.

[Deadspin @Deadspin]

It only took four Bears to make Jared Goff look like a chump: https://t.co/kyUfMBJrOH

[Michael Bonham @MikeEBon]

Sooo I’m cooking dinner for a lady Monday night. Practicing the exact dinner Sunday for myself. Weird?! Whatever.

[Michael Bonham @MikeEBon]

I always worry about making eye contact with the guy at the bar by himself.

[Michael Bonham @MikeEBon]

Women’s concept of time is unbelievable.

[Michael Bonham @MikeEBon]

Let’s see what lasts longer. My family sized box of cheese-its or 2lbs of turkey deli meat...

[Michael Bonham @MikeEBon]

Fun lil game I play when driving for Lyft. I try to match music to the profile picture of whom I’m picking up. White dude with a beard = Folk/Americana. No beard white guy - alternative/classic rock. Women - Bruno Mars. Asain/Black - reggae/hip hop. Frat boy - terrible rap.

[Michael Bonham @MikeEBon]

it was only a matter of time before I hung out with a bunch of 25yr olds all night. #gotexas

[Michael Bonham @MikeEBon]

One week without booze. Lost 3lbs, had the best night of sleep last night, more alert, working more efficient... fuck I need a beer, this isn’t right...

[Michael Bonham @MikeEBon]

I could have kept drinking tonight.......instead I ate cheese.

[Michael Bonham @MikeEBon]

I just got home from a 16hr work day...sales, golf, hockey...Penny is at her boarder... I just dropped a piece of cheese and yelled “pen pen?” She ain’t here, and that’s really sad, now I gotta clean that shut up.

[Michael Bonham @MikeEBon]

#gsw says welcome to the playoffs #nop

[Michael Bonham @MikeEBon]

@espn wood Paige looks homeless on around the horn. Yikes.

[Michael Bonham @MikeEBon]

Currently eating cottage cheese, blueberries, and strawberries... pretty sure nobody in the US can go... omg me too!!!

[Michael Bonham @MikeEBon]

Stilll working and still drinking

[LAGUNITAS BREWING CO @lagunitasbeer]

We’ve put our phone number on our packaging for a long time, and we’ve received some pretty great voice messages over the years... We heard this one and thought we’d pass it along to our animator friends to mumble-fy it. Here’s the result:

https://t.co/4bgtlHKMKe #MumblePhone