Mike Egnor

My tweets are irrelevant.

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Roses are red,
The sun is bright,

[gaz @gazpachomachine]

I hate when cops are parked like this for a little cop date. Get a room.

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“Don’t worry it won’t hurt when you take it off”

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Are you Jewish?
No but I pretended to be for a year.

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Monday is the day.

The day I get 500 dollars worth of @statesidevodka surfsides delivered to my door step in Tahoe because I miss home.

Stay tuned.

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I could use some more money

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Watch out “Twitter” we’re coming for you

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Yooooo Wawa with the hookup #okwawa @Wawa made my year

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@Wawa ….. he’s a real fan

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@Amtrak ughhhh

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@mollydeez Literally anyone for that matter

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Could you imagine…your sitting on the plane, tryna get buzzed, watching tiktoks, minding your own business, and the guy next to you taps you on the shoulder and is like….. “your move”

Fuck outta here @united

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I got tetnis at @secretsmaryland

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@Wawa a real fan

[kyle @kgeich]

I’m not in construction but this doesn’t seem good

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@kgeich Drive to truckee

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@storr1301 This is insane bro

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Yo…you’ll never catch me holding a Styrofoam key outside of some builder basic house #icantevengetaloan

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You ever just want your old boss to meet your new boss!m?? The entertainment

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There’s nothing worse (which I love) than a flight of people from Philly leaving Las Vegas. Tensions are high.