Mike Esteves

[Mike Esteves @Mikeesteves]

@actordbsweeney is there a way to watch the pilot for Brain Trust? I was in it with you and figured by now it would be on the web somewhere?

[Mike Esteves @Mikeesteves]

@bobandtom @toddsnider FromUnderCheese

[Mike Esteves @Mikeesteves]

@bobandtom he can name the band, FromUnderCheese

[Mike Esteves @Mikeesteves]

@SaraUnderwood I saw you today, didn't talk to you though, but awkwardly stared at you for awhile.

[Mike Esteves @Mikeesteves]

@UncleBlazer Ever think about Modeling?

[Words @wordstionary]

Never give up on something that you can't go a day without thinking about.

[Mike Esteves @Mikeesteves]

@bobsaget you made me FOL tonight in Portland.

[Dane Cook @DaneCook]

RIP Angelo Bowers & prayers for Josh Adam Meyers. It's horrible to hear this news. http://t.co/cuizH25A

[Words @wordstionary]

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it's a brighter day.

[Blake Anderson @UncleBlazer]

When you really think about it, besides all that getting blow jobs stuff, life is pretty boring.

[Words @wordstionary]

This is how my week goes: Mooooooooooooonday Tuuuuuuuuuuuuesday Weeeeeeeeeeednesday Thuuuuuuuuuuursday FridaySaturdaySunday.

[Mike Esteves @Mikeesteves]

@ADAMDEVINE Whitney Cummings..... Oh wait.....

[Mike Esteves @Mikeesteves]

@HannahSteffey you tweet too much

[Mike Esteves @Mikeesteves]

Dickied Up by Reaper aka Splif Eyez via #soundcloud http://t.co/aAGvYxGF

[ADAMDEVINE @ADAMDEVINE]

Get high, call your mom and REALLY listen to her.

[Mike Esteves @Mikeesteves]

Music sucks now days. I should just become a musician.

[Dane Cook @DaneCook]

Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has shoved a finger in one to increase pleasure.

[Mike Esteves @Mikeesteves]

@danieltosh tonight, Portland Oregon! Bad news.. I didn't get tickets in time and there sold out.. There crazy (cont) http://tl.gd/72ade6

[Mike Esteves @Mikeesteves]

@KSkanzer extrasonly is pretty legit, my friend was in the first twilight as an extra from that website also I (cont) http://tl.gd/6dfgf3

[Mike Esteves @Mikeesteves]

@danieltosh told u it would happen.